New: lymmerikslimericksAll contenthive-129948krhive-196917zzanhive-183959hive-185836hive-180932steemhive-166405hive-144064hive-150122hive-101145uncommonlabhive-183397hive-188619photographyhive-184714hive-193637bitcoinhive-180301hive-145157krsuccesshive-103599hive-124908hive-165987TrendingNewHotLikerslymmerik (57)in lymmerikslimericks • 7 years agoWINNERS - Lymmerik's Limerick Contest - Valentine EditionWINNERS - Lymmerik's Limerick Contest - Valentine Edition Hello all you funny Limericists! First of all , I'd like to thank you for your patience. Yesterday, my neighbor tossed out some embers…lymmerik (57)in lymmerikslimericks • 7 years agoLymmerik's Limerick Contest JUDGING DELAYED!Lymmerik's Limerick Contest JUDGING DELAYED! Dear Limericists, Unfortunately the judging will be delayed until tomorrow Thursday February 15th 2018. I have been fighting a brush fire close to…vegflower (36)in contest • 7 years ago# Lymmerik's Limerick Contest - My Funny ValentineDer verliebte Valentin aus Wiesen Brachte die Blumen zum sprießen Doch die liebe Melanie Hat eine Blumenallergie Jetzt muss sie andauernd nur niesencurtwriter (64)in contest • 7 years agoMy Funny Valentine (Lymmerik's Limerick Contest - Valentine Edition)This is my entry for the Limmerick Contest- Valentine Edition hosted by Lymmerik. You can click Lymmerik's Limerick Valentine Edition Contest" to read more about this. Valentine's Day My…browynzafrago (42)in contest • 7 years agoLymmerik's Limerick Poetry Contest: My Funny ValentineHearts day is coming very soon, feeling alone again? No flowers, no chocolates, no stuff toys, Oh no! Oh my valentine, my cupid! Please don’t break my heart My heart, my achy breaky heart, it…crescendoofpeace (63)in contest • 7 years agoThe Rain and the Slush and the Snow - Lymmerik's LimericksThe rain and the slush and the snow I'm so ready to see it all go for here is the thing - I am ready for spring - so on Valentine's, let it be so!!! Cori MacNaughton The image above, taken…sofiaphr (46)in contest • 7 years agoLymmerik's Limerick Poetry Contest: My Funny ValentineCredits: Studio Club Magazine Cuddles, lovely dinner and bubble bath Movie marathon just the two of us It tickles when he licks my neck and face I giggled as we played on the floor My perfect…vdux (60)in contest • 7 years agoA Valentine's Day Limerick -- Entry Into @Lymmerik ContestSource Here's my entry into @Lymmerik's contest (go here for the contest post): On V-Day I gave her a cookie. She smiled and called me her wookie. A card and some wine -- What an…vegflower (36)in contest • 7 years ago# Lymmerik's Limerick Contest - My Funny ValentineEin reicher Mann aus Amsterdam Der gestern mit dem Flugzeug kam Brachte einen Blumenstrauß Sah schon sehr vertrocknet aus Jetzt verkauft er seinen Strauß nach Grammonenecha (49)in contest • 7 years agoMy Entry For Lymmerik's Limerick Contest: My Funny ValentineMy Funny Valentine I know you would not want to be my valentine You think my jack is tinier than a hair line But it will surprise you If only you take a view Then you will see the big fat…mychidera-eu (49)in contest • 7 years agoBE MINE ON VALENTINEThis poem is in response to @Lymmerik contest on Lymmerik's Limerick Contest - Valentine Edition Would you be mine on valentine? Please voice it out not with a sign I just want to be…likedeeler (66)in contest • 7 years ago😎 Likedeeler Valentine Limerick 😎Bloody Valentine Here we go again, another limerick contest by @lymmerik The topic this time: My Funny Valentine Since Valentine is another one of those annual events I hate, all those…lymmerik (57)in contest • 7 years agoLymmerik's Limerick Contest - Valentine EditionLymmerik's Limerick Contest Hello everyone! After a long absence of Lymmerik's Limerick Contest...It's BACK! We've all heard the Limerick: There once was a gal from Nantucket...right? Okay…lymmerik (57)in contest • 7 years agoWINNERS ANNOUNCED! Lymmerik's Thanksgiving Limerick ContestWINNERS ANNOUNCEMENT: LYMMERIK'S THANKSGIVING LIMERICK CONTEST Hello, Everyone! This week I did the judging a little differently. My dear friend AnneMarie printed out the entries. She then cut off…chrisroberts (65)in contest • 7 years agoMy Entry in @Lymmerik's Thanksgiving Limerick ContestJust a quick little post to share my entry in @Lymmerik's Thanksgiving Limerick Contest ! Come join in the limericking! Quick background. I actually wrote five Thanksgiving limericks (I…g-force1980 (54)in contest • 7 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.Mum Knows Best - Lymmerik's LimericksMum Knows Best This is my entry to @Lymmerik's Limericks contest . This week's theme is Thanksgiving. While we don't celebrate this in the UK I can understand that this is a special time…moeknows (60)in contest • 7 years agoThanks-takingThis is my entry for Lymmerik's limerick Contest. Thanks-taking My vegan cousins, Nan and May Ruined our family's Thanksgiving day Dad grabbed the turkey to pluck it May hollered, "Nan…lymmerik (57)in contest • 7 years agoUPDATE: Lymmerik’s Thanksgiving Limerick Contest Ends TonightUPDATE: Lymmerik’s Thanksgiving Limerick Contest Ends Tonight Your Thanksgiving Limerick is due by tonight at midnight Arizona USA Time. Better hurry and get that entry in now! Click Here…carrieallen (66)in contest • 7 years ago🦃Thanksgiving Limericks🦃Greetings, Steemians! Thanksgiving is just around the corner (for us folks in the U.S.A. 😍 ). It's a weird time for many nowadays, but I like to think of it as merely a prompt to be more aware…likedeeler (66)in contest • 7 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Entry For Lymmerik's Thanksgiving Limerick ContestThe above joke inspired me to the following limerick: Vladimir once was quite smirky, found Barack´s Thanksgiving quirky, when asked about his dinner, he answered like a winner: “Finally I…