New: mullahnasruddinAll contenthive-129948krhive-196917hive-183959zzanhive-180932hive-185836hive-166405hive-144064hive-150122steemhive-101145uncommonlabhive-145157hive-188619hive-184714hive-183397bitcoinlifekrsuccesshive-193637motivationhive-103599hive-193186hive-139150TrendingNewHotLikerstamim (71)in jokes • 8 years agoMullah Nasruddin - When something nice is yoursJalal, an old friend of Nasrudin’s, called one day. The Mulla said, ‘I am delighted to see you after such a long time. I am just about to start on a round of visits, however. Come, walk with me…tamim (71)in jokes • 8 years agoMullah Nasruddin - A judgementWhen the Mulla was a judge in his village, a disheveled figure ran into his court-room, demanding justice. ‘I have been ambushed and robbed,’ he cried, ‘just outside this village. Someone from here…tamim (71)in jokes • 8 years agoMullah Nasruddin - A true wise guyThe philosophers, logicians and doctors of law were drawn up at Court to examine Nasrudin. This was a serious case, because he had admitted going from village to village saying: ‘The so-called wise…tamim (71)in jokes • 8 years agoMullah Nasruddin - The art of avoidanceOne day the villagers thought they would play a joke on Nasrudin. As he was supposed to be a holy man of some indefinable sort, they went to him and asked him to preach a sermon in their mosque. He…tamim (71)in jokes • 8 years agoMullah Nasruddin - It's all about perceptionNasrudin heard that there was a banquet being held in the nearby town, and that everyone was invited. He made his way there as quickly as he could. When the Master of Ceremonies saw him in his…tamim (71)in jokes • 8 years agoMullah Nasruddin - Different points of viewThe rain was pelting down. Aga Akil (wise guy), the most sanctimonious man in town, was running for shelter. ‘How dare you flee from God’s bounty,’ thundered Nasrudin at him, ‘the liquid from…tamim (71)in jokes • 8 years agoMullah Nasruddin - Experience with bedouinsWhen I was in the desert,’ said Nasrudin one day, ‘I caused an entire tribe of horrible and bloodthirsty bedouins to run.’ ‘However did you do it?’ ‘Easy. I just ran, and they ran after me.’tamim (71)in jokes • 8 years agoMullah Nasruddin - When you think you hold all the pieces of the puzzleNasrudin was carrying home some liver which he had just bought. In the other hand he had a recipe for liver pie which a friend had given him. Suddenly a buzzard swooped down and carried off the…tamim (71)in jokes • 8 years agoMullah Nasruddin - A scared man is not scared to lieHearing someone moving about in his house, the Mulla became frightened and hid in a cupboard. In the course of their search, the two burglars opened the door and saw him cowering there. ‘Why are…tamim (71)in jokes • 8 years agoMullah Nasruddin - There has to be an answer, if not, just make up oneTwo men were quarrelling outside Nasrudin’s window at dead of night. Nasrudin got up, wrapped his only blanket around himself, and ran out to try to stop the noise. When he tried to reason with the…tamim (71)in jokes • 8 years agoMullah Nasruddin - It's the thought that countsNasrudin’s donkey ran towards a pool to drink. The sides were very steep, and it was just about to over-balance and fall in when frogs began to croak loudly from the water. This so frightened the…tamim (71)in jokes • 8 years agoMullah Nasruddin - Never have expectationsOne day the Mulla was taking a donkey-load of salt to market, and drove the ass through a stream. The salt was dissolved. The Mulla was angry at the loss of his load. The ass was frisky with…tamim (71)in jokes • 8 years agoMullah Nasruddin - Danger does not choose who to freightenA lady brought her small son to the Mulla’s school. ‘He is very badly behaved,’ she explained, ‘and I want you to frighten him.’ The Mulla assumed a threatening posture, eyes flaming and face…tamim (71)in jokes • 8 years agoMullah Nasruddin - Leading by example is the best way to argueNasrudin made a wager that he could spend a night on a nearby mountain and survive, in spite of ice and snow. Several wags in the teahouse agreed to adjudicate. Nasrudin took a book and a candle…tamim (71)in jokes • 8 years agoMullah Nasruddin - Always keep your cool with an innocent or witty personA philosopher, having made an appointment to dispute with Nasrudin, called and found him away from home. Infuriated, he picked up a piece of chalk and wrote ‘Stupid Oaf’ on Nasrudin’s gate. As…tamim (71)in jokes • 8 years agoMullah Nasruddin - Do whatever you must to increase your hopesSomeone saw Nasrudin searching for something on the ground. ‘What have you lost, Mulla?’ he asked. ‘My key,’ said the Mulla. So they both went down on their knees and looked for it. After a time…tamim (71)in jokes • 8 years agoMullah Nasruddin - Everyone knows how to investigateNasrudin gave his wife some meat to cook for guests. When the meal arrived, there was no meat. She had eaten it. ‘The cat ate it, all three pounds of it,’ she said. Nasrudin put the cat on the…tamim (71)in jokes • 8 years agoMullah Nasruddin - The logic behind how truth can be created‘Laws as such do not make people better,’ said Nasrudin to the King; ‘they must practise certain things, in order to become attuned to inner truth. This form of truth resembles apparent truth only…tamim (71)in jokes • 8 years agoMullah Nasruddin - Things are always hidden in plain sightTime and again Nasrudin passed from Persia to Greece on donkey-back. Each time he had two panniers of straw, and trudged back without them. Every time the guard searched him for contraband. They…tamim (71)in jokes • 8 years agoMullah Nasruddin - Don't spread stupid logic, it will eventually bite youOne day Nasrudin lent his cooking pots to a neighbour, who was giving a feast. The neighbour returned them, together with one extra one – a very tiny pot. ‘What is this?’ asked Nasrudin.…