New: offcolorhumorAll contenthive-129948hive-196917krsteemhive-183959hive-180932zzanphotographyhive-166405hive-185836uncommonlabhive-188619hive-150122hive-144064bitcoinhive-183397krsuccesshive-101145lifehive-139150hive-181136hive-124908hive-145157hive-103599hive-109690TrendingNewHotLikersnonameslefttouse (74)in funny • 7 years agoThe Biggest and Greatest Post in the History of Blogging@NoNamesLeftToUse The Writer/Artist Himself likes to go the extra mile. Competition is fierce around here! If you want to make it big, you gotta make it big! Hello! I hope…nonameslefttouse (74)in funny • 7 years agoWhat is Christmas Without an 'L'?So there I was, or, was I there? Doesn't matter. Strolling along, minding my business, I hear a song. It sounds sad and I'm becoming emotional within my mind, but I am a man, so I quickly…nonameslefttouse (74)in life • 7 years agoMinnows! I Need To Tell You This Before I Get Drunk Later. It's Important! 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