New: offcolorhumorAll contenthive-129948hive-196917krhive-180932hive-150122zzansteemhive-183959hive-185836hive-144064hive-101145hive-166405hive-184714hive-188619photographyhive-145157uncommonlabhive-183397hive-103599hive-139150hive-180301bitcoinsteem-atlashive-193637hive-193186TrendingNewHotLikersnonameslefttouse (74)in funny • 7 years agoThe Biggest and Greatest Post in the History of Blogging@NoNamesLeftToUse The Writer/Artist Himself likes to go the extra mile. Competition is fierce around here! If you want to make it big, you gotta make it big! Hello! I hope…nonameslefttouse (74)in funny • 7 years agoWhat is Christmas Without an 'L'?So there I was, or, was I there? Doesn't matter. Strolling along, minding my business, I hear a song. It sounds sad and I'm becoming emotional within my mind, but I am a man, so I quickly…nonameslefttouse (74)in life • 8 years agoMinnows! I Need To Tell You This Before I Get Drunk Later. It's Important! 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