New: one-linerAll contenthive-129948hive-196917krzzansteemhive-183959hive-180932hive-150122hive-185836hive-166405photographyuncommonlablifehive-183397hive-144064bitcoinhive-139150hive-188619krsuccesshive-101145hive-124908hive-180301hive-103599hive-109690hive-120861TrendingNewHotLikerskevinwong (76)in asksteem • 6 years agoWhich one feels like the most interesting?A decentralized blockchain network that:- Creates, stores, and retrieves our rules, knowledge, and applications in a logically consistent database. Scales discussions up to an "infinite"…ushmil (44)in introduceyourself • 6 years agoA-pathetic one(liner)!What's the difference between ignorance and apathy ? I don't know and I don't care ! #Thanks for sharing your time with me, For having that tickle in your brain, And having a…holybranches (60)in funny • 6 years agoWhat Makes 19 a Special Number?......It is the number of years democracy has existed in Nigeria and the IQ of those who believe in it.acolucky (64)in punchline • 6 years agoI took the citizanship test to live in Helsinki......but couldn't Finnish.atoriesst (25)in punchline • 7 years agoRandom Joke #6Got called an airhead today. Pshhhh.atoriesst (25)in joke • 7 years agoRandom Joke #5The scales I ordered on Amazon finally arrived today. The wait is bloody over.amirtheawesome1 (61)in punchline • 7 years agoThe One-Liner a Day Challenge - Day 4Trump, Bashar Al-Assad and a conspiracy theorist walk into a bar. Coinspiracy ? I don’t think so.amirtheawesome1 (61)in punchline • 7 years agoThe One-Liner a Day Challenge - Day 3What do you call a man mocking black people with orthodontics appliance? Bracistamirtheawesome1 (61)in punchline • 7 years agoThe One-Liner a Day Challenge - Day 1Porn rule 78: A girl is willing to do whatever you ask her to if you’re her step-brother.atoriesst (25)in one-liner • 7 years agoRandom Joke #4Columbus got lost on the way home too. First world problems.atoriesst (25)in funny • 7 years agoRandom Joke #3At my local blood-bank they run a background check and then take a pitcher of you.atoriesst (25)in comedy • 7 years agoRandom Joke #2I slapped an atheist in the face. Sure enough he was in disbelief.atoriesst (25)in punchline • 7 years agoRandom Joke #1At the blood-bank they run a background check and then take a pitcher of you.ablaze (61)in joke • 7 years agoJoke of the dayPatient: "Doc, I can't stop singing the green green grass of home." Doctor: "That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome. " Patient: "Is it common?" Doctor: "It's not unusual."antic (60)in funny • 7 years agoAtom walks into a bar, bartender tells him to split...Everyone dies.shope (40)in funny • 7 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.Work JokeI just decorated my bedroom to look like my desk at work so I can fall sleep faster.musingsltd (52)in one-liner • 7 years agoOne-liners: breaking upHere is the first of many meme one-liners from yours truly.