New: one-linersAll contenthive-129948hive-196917krzzanhive-183959hive-180932hive-185836steemhive-188619hive-150122hive-166405photographyhive-101145hive-144064hive-184714hive-183397uncommonlabhive-145157bitcoinhive-103599hive-193637hive-193186krsuccesshive-113376hive-103393TrendingNewHotLikersvskjefst (25)in one-liners • 5 years agoNovember One-Liners.It's the first of the month, which means there’s time to add some more one-liners to the ever-growing collection. The majority of the one-liners this month is lifted form Mr. One-Liner. The best…marc99 (55)in funny • 7 years agoDaily jokesC program run. C program crash. C programmer quit.marc99 (55)in funny • 7 years agoDaily jokesAtheism is a non-prophet organisation.marc99 (55)in funny • 7 years agoDaily jokesAs I watched the dog chasing his tail I thought "Dogs are easily amused", then I realized I was watching the dog chasing his tail.marc99 (55)in funny • 7 years agoDaily jokesI wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet. I asked my 17 brothers and sisters and they didn't know either.marc99 (55)in funny • 7 years agoDaily jokesI haven’t talked to my wife in three weeks. I didn’t want to interrupt her.marc99 (55)in funny • 7 years agoDaily jokesHow long is a Chinese name.marc99 (55)in funny • 7 years agoDaily jokesYou know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.' So that was nice.marc99 (55)in funny • 7 years agoDaily JokesEver notice how fast Windows runs? Neither did I.marc99 (55)in funny • 7 years agoDaily jokesOn the other hand, you have different fingers.ashfaaaq (55)in love • 7 years agoHeartbreakParched of love ,she acted as Mirage in the desert of my heart.marc99 (55)in funny • 7 years agoDaily jokesWorking in a mirror factory is something I can totally see myself doing.marc99 (55)in funny • 7 years agoDaily jokesWhen I call a family meeting I turn off the house wifi and wait for them all to come running.marc99 (55)in funny • 7 years agoDaily jokesHard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.marc99 (55)in funny • 7 years agoDaily jokesChange is inevitable, except from a vending machine.marc99 (55)in funny • 7 years agoDaily jokesIf you can't remember my name, just say 'donuts'. I'll turn around and look.marc99 (55)in funny • 7 years agoDaily jokesDiplomacy is the art of saying good doggie while looking for a bigger stick.marc99 (55)in funny • 7 years agoDaily jokesIt's ok computer, I go to sleep after 20 minutes of inactivity too.marc99 (55)in funny • 7 years agoDaily jokesBe nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.marc99 (55)in funny • 7 years agoDaily jokesI Plan to be spontaneous, tomorrow.
