New: onelinersAll contenthive-129948hive-196917krhive-166405zzanhive-183959steemhive-180932hive-150122photographyhive-185836uncommonlabhive-183397lifehive-144064hive-188619bitcoinhive-101145hive-139150krsuccesshive-124908hive-103599hive-180301hive-109690hive-106183TrendingNewHotLikerscrypto.jokes (27)in cryptocurrency • 2 months agoHow to Be a Crypto Day Trader Without Developing a Caffeine Addiction A Totally Realistic Guide for Those Who Enjoy Sleeping Occasionally( So, you want to be a crypto day trader? Good for you! You’ve chosen a career that combines the heart-pounding thrill of a roller coaster with the calming lifestyle of an ER surgeon on a 48-hour…gavvet (78)in funny • 6 years agoMerry Christmas everyone!And now for my next trick, I shall proceed to tell a very old but fitting for the season Dad Joke. What is Santa Claus's wife's name? Mary Christmas!juanmanavella (25)in comocorregirlosatodosdeunsolosaque • 6 years ago[MicroTIP] Detox - corregí todos los nombres de archivo dentro de un directorio de un solo saque en un único comando oneliner.Otro título sugerido: como hacer que los nombres de archivo y directorio de Windows sean compatibles con Linux con un único comando. Va otro mini-micro-nano TIP para mi cada vez mas pequeña…insaneworks (66)in pun • 6 years agoWriting Things WrongI'll tell you a little secret. English isn't my native language. "We definitely knew that." "First of all you keep pointing that out." "Every single change you get." Yeah, I do, don't I. I…dustinseth (57)in steemitbloggers • 6 years agoSlang (Steemitbloggers Contest and Comedy Open Mic Round # 29)#oneliners The words "boyfriend" and "girlfriend" have recently fallen out of favor, being replaced by the gender-neutral "partner." Its a fine word, but I wish someone had told me ahead of time…shifu (37)in china • 7 years ago✈ Sichuan Airlines co-pilot sucked halfway out of cockpit windowBeijing (CNN) - A Sichuan Airlines co-pilot was sucked halfway out of an aircraft's cockpit when its windshield shattered during a flight, Chinese state media has reported. Captain Liu Chuanjian…puddlejumper (43)in funny • 7 years agoVelcro - what a rip-off!Velcro - what a rip-off!haejinfans (39)in upvote • 7 years agoA doctor tells a woman she can no longer touch anything alcoholic. So she gets a divorce."A doctor tells a woman she can no longer touch anything alcoholic. So she gets a divorce..." Did you like the One liner? Then Please Upvote and Commentlpreap (67)in funny • 7 years agoGambling is illegal in Africa because..Gambling is illegal in Africa because there are too many cheetahs!research-mind (62)in comedy • 7 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.Bad One Liners - Dark ComedyI thought too much about this first one liner - so I wrote that instead. Nonsense is more common sense than making sense. It Science. Science is the signs of the times. Logic is for the…avesa (63)in oneliners • 7 years ago7/11 was a part time job #onelinersavesa (63)in oneliners • 7 years agoDad Jokes - Buns and Puns Vol. 1Step up your dad game with these knee slappers . Simply launch off a few of these babies to light up family barbecue night. What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? "Dam" What…k1ngdavid (25)in funny • 7 years agoAOL AccountWhen I was young my mom opened an AOL account just so we had spam to eat.son-of-satire (69)in funny • 8 years agoBreaking news: Trump Tower Evaccuated After Reports Of A Suspicious PackageSource: My thoughts: I think this reaction is a little over the top. He's getting rather old. All packages look a little suspect at that age. Laughter is the best medicine. Resteem if…james.howie (25)in funny • 8 years agoI just lost my mood ring... not sure how I feel about thisFruit truck spills over, create's traffic jam People who are gluten free get a lot of hate, but I really respect them for going against the grain. I'm an archaeologist and my life is in…
