New: satiricallyyoursAll contenthive-129948hive-196917krhive-185836hive-166405steemhive-183959zzanhive-180932uncommonlabhive-150122photographybitcoinhive-188619hive-144064hive-183397hive-145157lifehive-113376hive-193186hive-101145hive-109690krsuccesshive-124908hive-193637TrendingNewHotLikersaggroed (78)in satiricallyyours • 5 years agoBreaking News: EOS Voice and Dlive partnership to bring you live streams of biometric data harvesting: retinal, finger prints, documentation, and moreHot off the press this reporter is happy to report live from my very own biometric data harvesting filmed live on Dlive. We're having a minor technical glitch with the Dlive stream, but we're happy…aggroed (78)in satiricallyyours • 6 years agoHillary Clinton pleased by crowd draw at the last stop on her book tour and public execution.Looking around the room both Bill and Hillary Clinton are exceptionally pleased with how large of a crowd they drew. This reporter was able to briefly catch up with them. Aggroed: Hillary, how…aggroed (78)in steem • 6 years agoA gentleman's guide to cryptocurrencyGood evening young fellow. It's a pleasure to have you join us for family dinner this evening as we discuss the topic of a Gentleman's guide to cryptocurrency. It would seem that you personally…aggroed (78)in christmas • 7 years agoSatirically Yours: Crazy Eddie's Crypto Christmas sale live right now!!!!Are you into crypto? Do like buying crypto? Do you like black Friday deals just 3 days before Christmas? Then this is your special buying opportunity. Just look at all the sales going on right…aggroed (78)in cryptokittens • 7 years agoSatirically Yours New correspondent @aggroed talks to digital kitten vendor Vitalik ButerinWhile walking the streets of NYC on a busy friday afternoon I was able to catch up with legendary digital kitten vendor Vitalik Buterin while he was handing out free Lambos and digital cats.…aggroed (78)in satiricallyyours • 7 years agoCrazy Polo's Bitcoin Blowout Sale Happening Now Live on Poloniex!Good morning crypto shoppers. Welcome to the end of the year Crypto blowout sale. That's right just a day after reaching record highs we're happy to announce a quick late November adjustment…aggroed (78)in satiricallyyours • 7 years agoIf you don't use the bidbots then the shitposters will win!I'm thankful for the fact that linear rewards now allows vote buying. I'm concerned tho that the shitposters are gonna win the day. If you love steem. If you love this place. then right now I…aggroed (78)in satiricallyyours • 7 years agoSatirically Yours: Aggroed's Flag Insurance AgencyHow many of you have you been in the following situation. You're minding your own business when some raging minnow starts flagging all your posts. Even worse you're on Steem making $40+ dollar…aggroed (78)in ragequit • 7 years agoSY- Steemit Ragequit MadlibsSit around my children and let me tell you of a time when Steem was so low that all the people just in it for the money wrote up a nice long post about how they were leaving the platform. Many…aggroed (78)in satiricallyyours • 7 years agoSY presents "Measuring your Steemian Sexual Amplitude: A millennial approved common core math and sex-ed class delivered in a safe zone for 1st graders dedicated to calculating HF 19 induced post rewards." A Witness Report.Foreword and Trigger Warnings SY stands for Satirically Yours, which is my running The Onion stylized satire series. This post has so many triggers coming that I've decided to include a Foreword…aggroed (78)in satire • 7 years agoSatirically Yours- @aggroed promises to be a better witness than the 8 dead witnesses above him on the listAfter another full day of vote grovelling @aggroed sits tiredly and with glazed eyes by the side of the road as Satirically Yours asks him a few key questions on his witness campaign... SY: So…aggroed (78)in satiricallyyours • 7 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.Satirically Yours- Steemit Tips: How to Grovel for Witness VotesWelcome back to another addition of Satirically Yours where we are witnessing live the witness run by newly minted witness @aggroed. Oh, and what a sad state of affairs to see the once noble…aggroed (78)in etiquette • 7 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.Satirically Yours- Etiquette for Young Modern Steemers: Shit posting 101Welcome class. Please be quiet and take your seats. (pause) There now. Much better. Thank you all for coming. I know it was court ordered attendance for some of you, but we can overlook that.…
