New: shittypoetryAll contenthive-129948krhive-196917steemzzanhive-183959hive-166405hive-180932photographyhive-185836uncommonlabhive-183397hive-101145hive-150122hive-188619hive-144064bitcoinkrsuccesshive-145157hive-193637hive-184714lifehive-109690hive-181136hive-103599TrendingNewHotLikerssillyfilthy (55)in shittypoetry • 8 years agoode to the emperor of napsThe sea lies charted, The Earth is mapped; I am the statue, erect I am the President-elect of Sleep I am the Emperor of Naps ("Make way, make beds for His Royal Highness of Naps!") (Long…sillyfilthy (55)in shittypoetry • 8 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.ode to toothbrushmy dentist doesn't consider it sexual harassment to explore my cavities he does a very thorough job with the penetrations, professionally and without innuendosillyfilthy (55)in shittypoetry • 8 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.ode to dreamlisten you, about a dream I had it was silly, really it was filthy, surely it was colored poorly, alas, but it had violence and lust and sex and Bloombergian sugary drinks and sheep's wool…sillyfilthy (55)in shittypoetry • 8 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.ode to startupnice boat (blue sea) who you think you think like, tech VC? what, you're like. . . early investor in some startup disaster? making money by putting money in thing that needs money to…sillyfilthy (55)in poetry • 8 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.ode to painti adore paint all day long i paint long long shadows you know an artist when he is paint-covered from head to salami (I'm painting a sandwich) please go away I am trying to concentrate…sillyfilthy (55)in poetry • 8 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.ode to people who are riotsyou're such a riot. he says: i went back to Canada, to be with the woman I loved at the time "at the time?" "at the time!" the peanut gallery senses a story; "at the time! at the time!"…sillyfilthy (55)in shittypoetry • 8 years agoode to beetsthey say that if you beet your woman you love her they say, looking over the purple manger there is strangeness in all recipes lest she partake of the beets of a stranger with a little…sillyfilthy (55)in shittypoetry • 8 years agosad poemacquire a dollar one million times there is nothing in trees they are just skin poop, poop say a thing that rolls off your tongue the dog is quiet, the dog is sad your body…azaan (56)in badpoetry • 8 years agoBadpoetry No.1this poem is shit although it seems fit to be in this category my language brings glory and perpetual happiness.mikebosw (39)in badpoetry • 8 years agoIncorporated We LeverageUnited, we can be shittier than any one of us alone. The abortion below is a shout-out to all you people who have years of experience with the deep meaningfulness of office culture. My…mikebosw (39)in badpoetry • 8 years agoA Modest ConfessionWe need to get this badpoetry tag going. Here's another one - prepare for the worst. A Modest Confession I am slightly passive-aggressive today, I think. It is not about what you said…sillyfilthy (55)in shittypoetry • 8 years agoode to computerswhen I am not looking it's clicking and blinking (ode to computers) what are we thinking? I am a basket case, watching Netflix todos los dias! I had a reverie, that Charlie Chaplin put his…sillyfilthy (55)in shittypoetry • 8 years agoThis poem is the onethis is the poem that's going to blow up (like ISIS Chinatown on Ramadan New Year) in short, the one that will put me on the map this is the poem which will feed all grandchildren…sillyfilthy (55)in shittypoetry • 8 years agoOde to a Washington MachineI put my clothes, stupidly, into a Washington machine when they came home, in a bag, they were nobody's clothes. the streets of our nation's capital are traces of the snuggles of power;…sillyfilthy (55)in shittypoetry • 8 years agoode to the presidentfeeble witch thumbs around your blackberry, choking computer illiterate like watching grandma struggle with two-factor authentication i will one day die but why today?sillyfilthy (55)in shittypoetry • 8 years agohaiku about sitting in a coffee shopthis isn't a haiku the man across from me has a beard, oh, Brooklynsillyfilthy (55)in shittypoetry • 8 years agoode to a turtlemost elegant creature a turtle is not where is the bathroom? the turtle forgot! I spent $400 on this Persian knit now there's a turtle imprinted in itsillyfilthy (55)in shittypoetry • 8 years agoode to a mailboxyou eat illiterate shit all day they don't know Shakespeare from pear shakes but you are so crucial let me put a love letter into your womb your little blue eagle stuck in a parallelogram…sillyfilthy (55)in shittypoetry • 8 years agoUntitledmy neighbor is sexy I want her body she flew off her pedestal (she's very clumsy)sillyfilthy (55)in shittypoetry • 8 years agoPoem About The Seaa little bird told me that your mind is old is as old as guacamole holy shit, marijuana turns your body to sand standing, reprimanding the quiet sea the mermaids set my handcuffs for being…