New: steemjokesAll contenthive-129948hive-196917krzzanhive-183959steemhive-180932photographyhive-166405hive-185836uncommonlabhive-144064hive-150122hive-183397bitcoinhive-188619krsuccesshive-101145lifehive-124908hive-139150hive-145157hive-103599hive-109690hive-150943TrendingNewHotLikersemmaeke (50)in hive-125756 • 3 years agoJokes of the dayHello steemians, funny jokes just for fun😁😁 A relationship without a side chick is like a government without an opposition party 😫😫.. Say no to dictatorship and embrace democracy 🤣😂…patiencebruno (44)in hive-125756 • 3 years agoReason with me oYour are a graduate and I give you a common assignment to fill for me you do me this is it fair? Assignment... Instructions Fill in the gap with the appropriate words missing. To ---- is…benson6 (66)in hive-125756 • 3 years agoJ Ö K € $🤣😂🤪😆🤫😜😛😋🤪😃😀😄Source My dad just slapped me because I told him that I was finding my shoe inside his wallet, please am I wrong?? Mentioning steemcurator01 or steemcurator02 in your post is a crime but…patiencebruno (44)in hive-125756 • 3 years agoEDNigeria National anthem gone wrongI was so perfect in singing this anthem as a young and vibrant kid until I grew up to know that I was a mess of this anthem. My co Nigerians can relate. Please listen and be blessed. 👇 Arise o…benson6 (66)in hive-125756 • 3 years agoJ Ö K € $🤣😂🤪😆🤫😜😛😋🤪😃😀😄Trouble is when you innocently save the person that supplies you with Honey as "HONEY" Boom!!! She sends you a text saying, "Oga tomorrow's own will be sweeter than the previous one"" Meanwhile your…benson6 (66)in hive-125756 • 3 years agoJ Ö K € $🤣😂🤪😆🤫😜😛😋🤪😃😀😄😙You will scratch ur arm pit & smell ur finger,what exactly are u expecting to perceive? Reputation 😶abi upvote??😦😦 I can't be in @steemjokes and be single Admin give me my own partner or I…benson6 (66)in hive-125756 • 3 years agoJ Ö K € $🤣😂🤪😆🤫😜😛😋🤪😃😀😄Those of shouting cut soap for me cut soap for me you get bathroom way you go use bath abi You go bath for outside 🚶🚶 He kisses💋 ur forehead, doesn't mean he's romantic He might be avoiding…benson6 (66)in hive-125756 • 3 years agoJ Ö K € $🤣😂🤪😆🤫😜😛😋🤪😃😀😄A guy will tell a girl I love you,I can die for you, but small injection u run...are you then man enough? Just imagine you don't have food to chop and you want to excrete, my brother what do you…benson6 (66)in hive-125756 • 3 years agoJ Ö K € $🤣😂🤪😆🤫😜😛😋🤪😃😀😄Source Uncle just because your crush just moved in newly, and you now start to wear suit to fetch water..what a world..bros behave. Just imagine you are a steemian and you don't participate in…vdora (43)in hive-125756 • 3 years agoJust Joking PleaseSource Imagine entering an exams hall and your brain whispers to You, I'll be waiting for you outside. Just imagine entering an examination hall with your masquerade and you are placed in the…patiencebruno (44)in hive-125756 • 3 years agoEmotional flopone faithful day, a man was attending a traditional marriage, he saw a pretty lady and he walked up to her And toast her. Check this out👇 "Hi beautiful, I stared at you from afar and decided…benson6 (66)in hive-125756 • 3 years agoJokes!!! Jokes!!! Jokes!!! Jokes!!!All this girl that will always say"am crushing on @macsamm, @nattybongo, @focusnow, @davosimple and @maxwellmarcusart and @njaywan.."last last its emeka that you will marry.. Marriage is nobody's…benson6 (66)in hive-125756 • 3 years agoMarried Men With Their TacticsThe only thing that really confuse our married men is when a young lady asked them "Are you married?"and their reply will be " hmmm not really... Source Simply the question is a polar…titi7 (46)in hive-125756 • 3 years agoJoke jokeHello everyone, just a little joke to share with you guys source Mr. Aliu closed from work very late one day. He decided to take a short cut, which was behind a certain farm. On his way, he…benson6 (66)in hive-125756 • 3 years agoTRUTH STANDS ON ITS OWN!I have come to realize that, a thumping majority of people do not want to be criticised, reprimanded and corrected for what they have done wrong or for going astray. Especially when it comes from…patiencebruno (44)in hive-125756 • 3 years agoStudents and their troublesStudents are always looking for troubles. There was a boy named yankey, yankey was not very handsome but very playful, one day in a playing field yankey was mistakenly called monkey 🐒 by his…benson6 (66)in hive-125756 • 3 years agoLaugh and Forget Your Lack Of UpvoteSource Who made the law in Nigeria that anybody that comes back from any trip or journey should buy bread, I wonder. For many years i have thought of this idea and not only in Nigeria but…benson6 (66)in hive-125756 • 3 years agoNot All Fight Is Worth FightingSource Before you fight over land with your uncle, you must know the difference between painful exit and glorious exit.. Land is not mantle that is worth fighting for please because I am yet to…benson6 (66)in hive-125756 • 3 years agoI Can't Come and Kill MyelfHotel 90k for a night and you say make I no piss for bed wait first make shit worry me. The last time I checked in a guest house and I was told a night is 80k, the next morning I went with towel…benson6 (66)in hive-125756 • 3 years agoWomen And Their Tricks But God Pass ThemI think it's somewhat untrue for women to pretend they are equal to men, they ain't and they will never be. They are far more superior compared to their male counterparts. There is nothing given to…
