New: throwawaytagAll contenthive-129948hive-196917krsteemzzanhive-183959hive-180932hive-166405uncommonlabhive-185836photographyhive-183397hive-150122hive-144064bitcoinhive-188619lifehive-101145hive-124908krsuccesshive-139150hive-103599hive-184714hive-106183hive-165987TrendingNewHotLikersbrandt (58)in funny • 6 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.Finally, I thought of something great to write about.Finally, something great! It’s been four days since my last post. And I haven’t been able to think of anything interesting to write about during that time. Today, however, I finally thought of…quitterer (55)in actifit • 6 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Actifit Report Card: April 28 2019 — Never An Unsunny Day In Coloradosunday post-run rest and relaxation funday! or something like that. twas another gorgeously beautiful day in sunny colorado. i spent a couple hours walking around town and in the process managed…brandt (58)in story • 6 years agoStory Title Goes Here.Story Goes Here. Behold, It Is Time For Storytelling. Yes. It Is Time. So, Prepare To Be Storytold! Here Is The Story: The Story Is: It…brandt (58)in life • 6 years agoSelf-Portrait No. 2Hi, howdy, hello, my name is @brandt. If for some reason you haven't heard of me, I am a most excellent artist and photographer. Yes. I am world-renowned. Yes, thank you. I am one of the…brandt (58)in comedyopenmic • 6 years agoHow to Burn Bridges in 3 Easy Steps, by Kevin the Mountain Goat — Comedy Open Mic Round 34Hey everyone, Kevin the Mountain Goat here. You might remember me from when @brandt introduced me on #mountaingoatmonday . I’ve kinda been keeping to myself since then so that’s probably why…brandt (58)in funny • 6 years agoYou screwed it up but that’s what I expected 👍How many times have I told you! We’ve been over this before. So many times! I keep telling you not to do it but you keep doing it anyway. I’ve lost track of how many times I’ve…brandt (58)in funny • 7 years agoYou did a good jobGood job, @brandt. Well done. Nice work. You did a good job. You did a very good job today. You have exceeded expectations. Exceeds Expectations Not many people could have pulled it off…brandt (58)in humor • 7 years agoHot diggity dogMy fellow Steemians, Today is a monumental day in the life and times of @brandt. I’ve never been one to talk much about myself, but on this, the 16th day of May, in the year of our Lord 2018…brandt (58)in funny • 7 years agoHi everyone, I am bad at writing words,and so today I’ve decided to leave the writing to random text generators I found on the internet. It is so much better this way. Behold! A tale from WatchOut4Snakes.com that will…brandt (58)in comedyopenmic • 7 years ago123465 — Comedy Open Mic Round 12OMG I'm so excited! It's going to happen! Soon! So soon! And I can't wait to find out where it happens! Who knows where it will happen! Maybe it will happen on this road: Did it…brandt (58)in funny • 7 years agoFinished vlog.Oh. Oh my. My oh my. Pretty, right? For sure! Really pretty. Man, I so wish I was there right now. Yeah, me too. It looks awesome. Yeah. Well, at least we’ve got this great video to…brandt (58)in funny • 7 years agoAll signs point in the direction of me being in a place where they shoot the hell out of signsAt last, I am home. It’s good to be home, home in the mountain range. Yes. Seldom is a discouraging word heard here, and although the skies do occasionally become cloudy, they…brandt (58)in life • 7 years agoStill lostBehold. I am still lost . Yes, it is true. It's really not that bad being lost when you have lots of followers like I do. All of my followers care about me. They were all really…brandt (58)in life • 7 years agoLostHi guys, Unfortunately I am lost in the woods and won’t be able to write a blog today. I know, I know. It’s such a simple thing. Just your basic hike through the forest, and I went and…brandt (58)in funny • 7 years agoCelebrating 100,000 followers — THANKS EVERYONEYou guys, I'm so totally stoked to be celebrating a huge Steemit milestone today … One hundred thousand followers! As required by the User Conduct section of Steemit's Terms of Service …brandt (58)in funny • 7 years agoIt's Unfunny Friday! I have to fly away now. Have a nice weekend. I've lost all motivation and inspiration so I'm flying off into the sunset to search for those things. If I don't make it back from the weekend, feel free to loot my apartment. Yes, this is my…brandt (58)in funny • 7 years agoWhy are you following me?Stop following me. You don't want to go where I'm going. You really don't. I'm just saying, it's a bad idea. I have lots of bad ideas myself, and if you follow me chances are you're going to end up…
