New: twolinejokeAll contenthive-129948krhive-196917zzansteemhive-183959hive-166405hive-180932photographyhive-185836uncommonlabhive-183397hive-150122hive-188619hive-101145hive-144064bitcoinhive-145157krsuccesslifehive-193637hive-184714hive-181136hive-109690hive-153970TrendingNewHotLikersiwowwe (25)in twolinejoke • 7 years agotwolinejokeOne man's trash is another Man's treasure? Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted.iwowwe (25)in twolinejoke • 7 years agotwolinejokeLight travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear quite bright – until you hear them talk.iwowwe (25)in life • 7 years agoI bet and i'll win!!!I bet 5 upvotes that you won't follow me )))))iwowwe (25)in twolinejoke • 7 years agotwolinejokeThe bodies of 14 people, discovered in a Mexican pickup truck. They wanted to get in the US. to rest in peace ..iwowwe (25)in twolinejoke • 7 years agotwolinejokeI borrowed to a blind man 100 euros. He said he will pay back me back next time he will see me ....iwowwe (25)in twolinejoke • 7 years agotwolinejokeA helicopter crashed into a cemetery. The cops recovered 437 dead and the pilot had a broken arm.iwowwe (25)in twolinejoke • 7 years agotwolinejokeThe barber asks the client: How should i do it to be happy? Free!iwowwe (25)in twolinejoke • 7 years agotwolinejoke-How do you name of the woman who always knows where her husband is? WIDOW !iwowwe (25)in twolinejoke • 7 years agotwolinejokeSomeone stole my Microsoft Office and they’re gonna pay. You have my Word!iwowwe (25)in twolinejoke • 7 years agotwolinejokeWhat did the farmer say when he couldn’t find his tractor? “Where’s my Tractor?!”iwowwe (25)in twolinejoke • 7 years agotwolinejokeHow manny germans does it takes to screw in a light bulb ? One, they are efficient and not very funny.iwowwe (25)in life • 7 years agotwolinejokeWhat do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn t matter, it s not going to come.
