New: workexcusesAll contenthive-129948hive-196917krhive-180932zzansteemhive-150122hive-166405hive-183959photographyhive-185836hive-144064hive-183397hive-101145hive-188619uncommonlabhive-145157hive-184714hive-103599hive-139150hive-179660bitcoinhive-193637hive-193186hive-180106TrendingNewHotLikersbrianthesmartass (25)in excuses • 5 years agoLittle Leprechaun LamentI know we had plans for this evening but the weirdest thing happened to me today and I won't be able to to make it. I woke up this morning to what I thought was going to be a normal day. I took a…brianthesmartass (25)in workexcuses • 5 years agoEmbellished Excuses for theIntroverts and Antisocialites Among UsKiller Kitty Kibble (Work Excuse)Boss, I can't come to work today. I woke up this morning on time and began to get ready but I slipped in the shower and I didn't think I hit my head that hard…