Trumpman Learns Photoshop - My Creations #1

Welcome to my new short lived series. You see, today I started attending a monthly photoshop seminar (3 hours, twice a week for a total of 6 weeks) as part of some BS training program, payed by sweet tax payer money. Inn a way, they steal me money and then return me a part of it to learn a new skill. I get paid 5 euros per school hour which means I get a total of 20 euros for 3 real hours of learning for each session.

There were many stupid options to choose from like introduction to food safety. Fuck that, I have a masters in Food Science, plus I did that last year. Or first aid training. Who needs that shit? Everybody knows all you have to do is kick the patient in the genitalia until they return to life. Or other shit. Among the other shit, I decided to go with basic photoshop training. Since I mainly make a living from building/maintaining web sites it made sense to choose it.

So today was lesson number 1, and  I have 7 more lessons to attend. It was more of a theoretical lesson, explaining various shit but you are probably to lazy to read about that shit so I will just show you the shit I created instead. Unfortunately, their pcs didn't have internet (I guess for safety reasons), so excuse the quality, I had to take photos with my phone!

The practical part of today's session was to simply draw a rectangle and a circle. We had one full hour to do that, as most people attending these seminars are total retards. To be fair, I think I owned the challenge as I created various masterpieces. Allow me to start with my favorite one:

1. Venus Sun

While creating this masterpiece I was imaging myself being part of the first agricultural colony to.... Ahhhhh, who the fuck I am kidding. I was just playing randomly with the various photoshop tools and this shit came out after some random clicking. I like this shit. I felt like Picasso after doing it.

2. Trippy Kites

Used same tool, different settings. Did three clicks. Trippy Kites is the result. I call it that way because these shapes look like Kites.. Kites that are trippy... Hence Trippy Kites... Duh!

And then, by total accident I discovered another tool that let me clone my trippy kites! It works like a complicated brush and I felt like a genious discovering how it works all by myself!

3. The Humble Beginnings 

This is officially my first Photoshop piece of art ever.  As you can see it sucks major balls. The real reason I left it for last is because you can't choose in Steemit the thumbnail photo and I wanted to make a good first impression..After all, a good first impression keeps the doctor away!

And that's it.

You are most welcome for enjoying my art. Don't forget to upvote and resteem. An artist has to eat something you fuckers!