I like to be a lady and don't swear a lot. I rarely use the F-word. In fact, I've always said there are only 3 instances when I do.
- When I'm angry. (almost never)
- When I hurt myself. (fortunately not too often)
- When I'm in the bedroom. (sadly, not very often)
Thank you @adept for giving me a new reason to give a F...!