Homeland Security Is Monitoring Cryptocurrency?

Well there goes that! As in my get rich quick scheme having jumped into the Cryptocurrency game. Now that that heinous mouthpiece, Sarah Huckabee Sanders who speaks for the even more heinous beast himself, Fatso Trump today went on the record to say that the fucking White House is planning to stick its oily hands in the Cryptocurrency cookie jar and try to regulate it. Specifically mentioning Bitcoin. Fox Business News' Blake Burman asked, "Why does that Fat Fuck only talk about the stock market and not the growing Cryptocurrency Market?" To which the gorilla Sarah said something dry and bitchy (though I'd like to use another word), "This is something that is being monitored by our team here” but “in terms of specific briefings and announcements on it, I don’t have anything to share with you.”

When Burman followed up and asked, “What kind of monitoring?” Sanders, whose face only her mother could love replied, “Look, this is an issue, I know that Tom Bossert, with the Homeland Security team, an advisor to the president, has brought this up in a meeting earlier this week. I know this is something he is keeping an eye on. We’ll keep you posted when we have anything further on it.”

Believe me, I tried logging into coinbase.com the day Bitcoin went to 10,000 and could not get in. That's perhaps because that Fat Fuck in the White House is already glomming onto our future do-ray-mee.