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Well, I came across 10 ways to mine Bitcoin without spending electricity! Super black hat scum crypto maniac version!
Top 10 ways to mine Bitcoins without spending electricity.
Well, we all know that the cost of the electricity spent is one of the big deals regarding mining cryptocurrencies. When mining Bitcoins your are basically converting electricity into hash power into crypto.
Miners all over the world struggle with their electricity bill. Well, NO MORE, let me present you 10 solutions to the electricity bill problem!
10 - Get a Raspberry Pi with USB miners and hide it behind the air conditioner box of your office. You will keep the equipment cool and spend the electricity of the office. Don't let your colleagues know!
9 - Get a Raspberry Pi, USB miners and internet SIM Card. Without anyone seeing, hide it inside one or more street light public illumination posts. You can escalate your business spreading a lot of miners throw the city. Create an army of mining illumination posts!
8 - Call an Uber, install one of those mobile apps to mine, ask the driver to connect your mobile to USB charger and ask for the Wi-Fi password. You will save electricity and mobile data!
7 - Go to Starbucks or McDonald's, before, buy as many USB miners as your laptop can handle. Ask the Starbucks employee for the internet pass and connect your laptop to the electricity. Also order a Frappuccino and put it over the miners to cool them down.
6 - At work, connect an USB miner to the computer and let it mining overnight. Don't let your boss know or he may steal your Bitcoins.
5 - Go to your school or university, speak with a teacher and explain him that your are doing a scientific experiment so you need to let your Raspberry connected to the electricity. Get your Rasperry miner and let it at school mining.
4 - Find a solar power plant near you. Hide your miners bellow the solar panels. Get extra clean electricity from the source.
3 - Meet Girls/Boys on Tinder only with the purpose of getting the dates and going to their houses. For the sake of the Bitcoins, stay overnight of course with your miner connected to their electricity!
2 - Climb to telephone posts at the middle of the night and connect your miners there. Hardware hack converting the telephone line into internet connection!
1 - Mine using the services of specialized companies like Genesis Mining and Hashflare. The electricity is 100% their responsability. You only need to buy the hash power! For super discount and VIP treatment, use my codes:
Genesis Mining: bLFsUl
Hashflare: FDE616B8
Good mining! :)
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I feel option 3 will get me into the most trouble, but it is also the most exciting one.
My experiences with Genesis Lying are, in one word, disastrous.
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Hehehehe Yes option 3 is exciting!
Could you share please why your experience with Genesis is disastrous?
Thanks :)
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Oh, sorry, I thought I already posted a link here.
So... here are my experiences mining STEEM about which I have not heard any success story (but many others experience the same problems as I have and no one has got any STEEM until today).
Here my DASH return calculations and view on current events.
Here a note to everybody that they should check their balanced coins since the supposed hack, because I have found that they are calculated incorrectly (to your disadvantage).
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When reading number 10, yes this makes sense .... then
continue no 9 ... start weird ..
continue no 8 ... getting strange ..
continue no 7, 6 and 5 ... make sense ..
continue no 4, 3 and 2 ... o o start again ..
continue no 1 .. i have an opinion, but that's my personal opinion, so ....
very creative and funny, like it. .. upvote
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Glad you like it brah! I'm following you!
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OMG that was too funny!
Use a frap to cool down the miners... Nice :D
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Glad you enjoyed ,😉
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Another way is to try out a high yield investment program like Control-Finance. Check it out via my referral: https://control-finance.com/?ref=LongStockSilver
Earn daily interest seems better and less risky than climbing power lines, but I did find the post pretty humorous. :)
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Thanks mate, follow me for more!
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Any mining that you are going to do that requires only a little bit of power is not going to earn you much. Most mining setups require many watts of power to run in order to make any kind of interesting payout.
You are basically advocating misappropriation of energy from other people who are kind enough to offer some for your convenience
If you are going to mine cryptocurrency you should not be mining Bitcoin in the first place as there are much more profitable altcoins to be mined which can be sold to acquire more Bitcoin that you could have mined by just mining Bitcoin.
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Hey @pandorasbox :) I know, you are right! But hope you understood that this article is a joke ;)
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Awesome post. Ha ha ha, love your sense of humor bud
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hahah nice
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