Step 1. Dump that trash ass fiat for some intangible muh fukin coinz
Step 2. Insta baws
Step 3. Collect em all(alt coinz nub)
Step 4. Stop trying to be a fucking day trader, pleb head ass...
Step 5. HODL them shits, like you do all the grocery bags in one trip...
STEP 6. GET BITCHES...DONE.