Funny Coin Names ON CoinMarketcap.com

in cryptocurrency •  7 years ago  (edited)

Sometimes I like to stroll through the list on coinmarketcap.com: There are now 1121 coins listed!
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I also get a good laugh at the name of some of the coins.
Here is a list of the most funny names. For all I know some of these coins could have strong fundamentals, but this is just the gut reaction I get when I look at the names and also my instant associations. I actually do have some NAV coins.

Screen Shot 2017-09-25 at 09.54.19.png My own coin:)! (not really)
Screen Shot 2017-09-25 at 09.49.16.png I know Putin loves crypto and power! Crypto is power
Screen Shot 2017-09-25 at 09.50.56.png Hardforked?
Screen Shot 2017-09-25 at 09.52.48.png Every value system needs a protagonist.
Screen Shot 2017-09-25 at 09.52.13.png Plus is positive I guess?
Screen Shot 2017-09-25 at 09.52.31.png Like in Lite(bit)coin?
Screen Shot 2017-09-25 at 09.51.25.png Money yields sex and vice versa...
Screen Shot 2017-09-25 at 09.51.08.png Fuck that...
Screen Shot 2017-09-25 at 09.53.48.png Trump is totally worthy of a coin, even thought he is a government statist and against decentralization.
Screen Shot 2017-09-25 at 09.53.59.png A hardfork? I think I would have called it (POTUS), (PRES) is too generic.
Screen Shot 2017-09-25 at 09.57.29.png Rank 796, but one of my favourite libertarians deserves a place at top 100 at least:)
Screen Shot 2017-09-25 at 09.54.10.png The Brexit-coin!
Screen Shot 2017-09-25 at 09.55.50.png I guess I would be executed holding BTC in Mao’s China. Gotta have Mao Zedong!

Screen Shot 2017-09-25 at 09.56.02.pngPerhaps, at least the Bible is the most successful book ever.
Screen Shot 2017-09-25 at 09.51.43.png All these coins can make you insane!
Screen Shot 2017-09-25 at 10.10.10.png One of my favourite actors, but should I buy the coin?
Screen Shot 2017-09-25 at 09.57.20.png Probably useless...
Screen Shot 2017-09-25 at 09.56.26.png Good to know...
Screen Shot 2017-09-25 at 09.55.15.png A kind of a tokenized fiat?
Screen Shot 2017-09-25 at 09.55.32.png Another name for US dollar.
Screen Shot 2017-09-25 at 09.57.01.png Very funny if you are Norwegian!
Screen Shot 2017-09-25 at 09.56.50.png Sponsored by the Central Bank of India perhaps?
Screen Shot 2017-09-25 at 09.57.47.png And the logic is...?
Screen Shot 2017-09-25 at 09.53.28.png Screen Shot 2017-09-25 at 09.53.34.png Guess what, socialism never works.

Do you have some other funny coins I have missed?

Thank you for your time and attention. Steem on!

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haha fun you put them all on a list for us :)

Really they are more fun to spell and I think trade also if they sustain for a long time here.

Alot fo these coins only make the creators rich :D

loved the list and your comments XD Is janus coin really yours ?

Thanks! No it is not my coin, just similar name. Have corrected it in the post:)

I'd love to know what a SelfieCoin is for. Unless it's a one-person version of the F-coin?! Heck, we'd all be millionaires if doing that could generate cryptocurrency...

The world would be a much calmer place, too. Not to mention healthier.

hahaha, he does not care...

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Well, I've decided to start loading up on Putin Coin and Putin Classic. I would imagine those will be adopted by Putin supporters once Russia fully legalizes cryptos. /s

Most def I good choice to go with Putin.

"PonziCoin, another name for US dollar." Hahaha xD

haha some cool names but from where they bring so much coins daily

I think the best would still have to be the fuck coin:

http://www.fucktoken.io/

where you're allowed to send and give fucks to others

Does not like too bad: FUCKs make the world go around:)

"another name for US dollar" lmao :))

The most ridiculous name is by far Janus coin... No I'm kiiiidding ;)
Funny names indeed.
Have you heard of Jesus Coin also (very recent coin ? also StopPutinCoin (not sure of their spelling).

No. Not heard of them. They are not listed on coinmarketcap.com. There are many more not listed coins and tokens...

Sexcoin is best one lol

That's incredible I had no idea such crypto existed. I just made a huge leap into the crypto world myself yesterday. I turned Steem into Lao Kip! I walked out of the bank smiling ear to ear. This was my first time accessing my earnings on here and a big deal, so of course I had to do a post about. This crypto world really is something. Great post @Janusface!

Yes, it seems that crypto can replace the banking industry: Steem in Lao Kip without needing a bank. Awesome:)

Right on! I did not need a bank. I did go to a bank as it seemed like the most professional outfit around. But there were about a dozen other kiosks that were totally not bank entities that would have taken the card and given me cash. It was almost surreal turning "steem" into spendable cash for the first time.

Ahaah So Nice Catch Buddy Nice and Keep Going !

Lol some of them does attract the attention ;)

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your coin is there :) ha ha ha that's funny :) nice work @janusface

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Oh ! funny of amazing coins. nice work.
100% like and resteem

Ha ha ha... Excessively very funny @janusface..😀😂😃
FuckToken is awesome... Let me know where can I buy them..? Ha ha ha..

Powerful to funny cryptos, whatever keeps them buzzing.

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Ha ha ha sexcoin very funny :)
@janusface

haha thanks for the share! I never thought to actually read through all of the shit coins on coinmarketcap. Gonna have to get me some PUTIC :D hahaha

Ha-Ha ..., on this topic still need to do Trumpcoin, it will be even funnier @janusface :)

@janusface - Sir you missed this one "GanjaCoin" :)

Its' other name is Cannabis (drug) Sir.

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GanjaCoin. Nice!

@janusface,
Ha ha that's funny :D Trump and Putin there, where's ROCKET MAN :D
Thanks for sharing such funny crypto things with us!

Cheers~

Maybe we should have a Rocketman coin: To the moon!

it's cool...

president trump and selfiecoin LOL

All these coins are jokes, only in cryptos lol.

So Trump is against decentralization? I dont think so. Trump is a businessman.

Hahaha these are funny! 'Sexcoin' :D

Upvoted and Resteemed :)

Sexcoin's another name "Pornhub"

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Good Post. Thaks

good job !!

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Yup @janusface its funny to read their name and laughing loudly after read them