During the routine medical check up, Paddy asked the doctor " Do you think that I'll live a long and healthy life?''
I doubt it, said the doctor "Mercury is in Uranus right now"
Paddy said.; " I don't go in for any of that astrology nonsense."
"Neither do I"; replied the doctor
"My thermometer just broke in your ass"
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Kind of lame, but it still made me smile :)
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So thats not bad then if that made you smile. Thanks
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Not bad at all :)
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