Well, butter my flapjacks and call me Jack Flapbutter, what a wild ride the last few weeks have been! This whole cryptocurrency phenomenon feels like a freight train strapped to a rocket ship strapped to a larger freight train, and it doesn't look to be slowing down any time soon. ::knocks on wood:: ::crosses fingers:: ::kisses a midget:: (that's lucky, right?)

Following me will result in subjugation to a blend of my amateur market insights couched in humor and covered in coffee stains--really hoping that's coffee. If you are looking for insipid technical analysis from an experienced trader replete with confusing graphs and webs of intersecting lies, I cannot help you. Oh darn, that should be "webs of intersecting LINES"; I didn't mean to reference the president. Sorry, I had to! Zing! (Okay, the zing was unnecessary.)

Anywho, please do follow me for my first "real" post, and I'll it keep it crypty for you. And, yes, there will be more Rick & Morty references.

Hmm...I guess I'd be remiss in not offering a hot trading tip...let's see...

If you live in a temperate climate, stay out of shorts during the winter. Ever seen a blue candlestick? Let's keep it that way. Ha..."hot trading tip." You pick that up, too?

Man, that was bad even by my standards. I just feel like I should set the bar really low so I can crush it next time, relatively of course.

Peas and prosperity!