Python Script for Rating Crypto Exchanges for Security

I listened with intent to Chris Coney (CryptoVerse, @marketingmonk) excellent coverage of a new Security Rating's report that has come out, as reported by news.bitcoin.com

This brings me back to when I first started in crypto. I was very hesitant to put my money on the exchanges, but I also like money. I wanted so badly to trade, and I can't do trading unless I put my money or crypto on the exchanges, so I needed a way to feel more comfortable. So I, too, did my own security roundup and came up with a "ratings" of sorts.

To me, exchanges needed to be secure. Secure like, say, a castle. Like this one:

I'm a coder, so I write scripts.

This particular script happened to be written in "Python."

Person	Quote
Cryptokeeper:	What...is your name?
Binance:	Sir Binance of Camelot.
Cryptokeeper:	What...is your quest?
Binance:	To displace the UnHoly FIAT.
Cryptokeeper:	What...is your favorite color?
Binance:	Blue.
Cryptokeeper:	Right, off you go.

The next one who came up was a little too sure of himself. I had already tested everyone's social engineering, network defenses, DDOS vulnerabilities, and even whether or not they let the user show API secrets easily or not. Is their multi-factor authentication up to snuff? Are they on top of wide-spread trading anomalies? Let's see...

Person	Quote
Cryptokeeper:	What...is your name?
Huobi:	Huobi of Camelot.
Cryptokeeper:	What...is your quest?
Huobi:	I seek the displacement!
Cryptokeeper:	What...is the capital of Malta?
Huobi:	(indignant) I don't know THAT!! (An unseen force whisks him up and over the side.) AAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGHHH!!!!!!!

This continued for a while, as I interviewed those who knew their bitcoins from their bitconnects and their security from their security tokens. If they didn't know the difference between a token and a coin, I chucked them out.

Person	Quote
Cryptokeeper:	What...is your name?
Coinbase:	King Coinbase of the Adopticons!
Cryptokeeper:	What...is your quest?
Coinbase:	I seek the bridging of Holy Blockchain and FIAT!
Cryptokeeper:	What...number of bits is the checksum of a bitcoin public key?
Coinbase:	(brief pause) What do you mean, an Base58 checksum or Base64 checksum?
Cryptokeeper:	(confused) Well...I don't know...AAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHH!!!
Thomas Lee:	(crossing behind Coinbase) How do you know so much about checksums, sire?
Coinbase:	Well, you have to know these sorts of things when you're a king, you know... (footnote 1)

I eventually was able to judge which exchanges were safe enough for me to trade on.

(Footnote 1) Besides, the answer is the same either way - and it's measured in bytes, not bits, but I just wanted to show him who was King.