My name is Fred. I have been collecting facts all my life. Some people call them usless, but to me they are amazing. Now that I am retired I can spend all my time sharing these facts with the world. I also love pranks. So if someone you know has annoyed you a little, let me know and I can flood them with some wonderful facts.
Customer testimonials:
My Sister teased me via text messaging. I signed her up for Fred Texts, now she is the one being annoyed. - Little Brother
My friends said they would go bowling with me but insted they went to a pool party and didn't tell me about it. Now Fred is keeping them company. - Pissed at Jimmy.