Once apon a time, a cuck tried to learn how to make memes, but his shitty leftist memes never worked and he was angered. He tried and he tried and failed, finally he got an idea. He thought to himself "I'll just steal a Meme from /pol/ and change it to suit me". However the cuck was sleepy, and had to slip on his gender neutral princess pajamas and get some sleep. With the thought in his mind as he drifted to sleep, he closed his eyes and dreams engulfed him. He had his usual dream of being fucked in the ass by a Black Muslim Transsexual, but something was wrong, he couldn't place it. What was it? He looked around and didn't see anything but the color blue and his lover. Scratching his head he looked around some more, then suddenly his lover shocked him as he ripped its ripped its dick from his ass. Angry he turns around and yells "How dare you pull out you owe this to me!" only to notice his lover was gone.
The blue light surrounding him faded to green, and from the green light came a booming voice "Do not steal memes from my people, they have created them in my honor, they don't belong to the cucks".
The Cuck quivering ask "Are you a minority, should I respect you"
The voice form the green light responded "I AM KEK! And you shall heed my warning or I shall take from you the ones you love!"
The Cuck laughs "You can't kill anyone, you are a voice in my dream."
The voice responded "There are fates worse than death..."
The Cuck wakes up in a sweat he looks around, he slows his breathing and calms his panic. He realizes its morning and he has to get to his job to earn his shekels for shilling, but before he goes he remembers that he needs to steal a meme from /pol/. The Cuck gets on his P.C. and starts scrolling through /pol/. Before lone he runs into an interesting symbol, it looks like a psychedelic image of some sort. He thinks to himself "I will take this symbol for the motherland back from these white supremacist". He downloads and edits the image. He surrounds the image with unicorns and gay black men. After adding a rainbow and some Bernie Sanders campaign signs, he is done. He go's to his tumbler and uploads the image with the caption, spread peace world wide.
A few hours later he arrives at his local Star Bucks ready to get to shilling, but his boss informs him "Sorry, but we dropped you, we have hired some Muslim immigrants to replace you."
The Cuck accepts this in the name of tolerance. He stays and waits for his friends to arrive as they do every day. After awhile they arrive and sit in their usual place. He go's up to them and sits down with a smile "Whats up guys, did you see what I posted"
No sooner had he finished the sentence before a black bisexual woman stood up and punched him in his face knocking him out of his seat while she screamed "You fucking Nazi"
The Cuck shocked refused to defend himself and was badly beaten. Having been traumatized he went to his life councilor and ask her what he did wrong. She didn't look happy when he entered the room, and this made her look even less happy. "What do you think you have done, you have shown you are intolerant, you are misogynist, you are racist, bigoted, and a White Supremacist! Get out of my office before I call the cops NOW!" The Cuck scared ran out of the building, stopping to catch his breathed he realized he was in the road, and before he knew it, bam! The Cuck woke up to a T.V. screen in the upper left hand corner of the room and a body cast. Nurses came to clean him up and feed him, and in a few hours he was shocked by what he saw. On the T.V. his assault had went viral, and CNN was covering the story. "White Supremacist attacked in Self Defense by Person of Color". His parents were on the T.V. being interviewed by Anderson Cooper "What do you think about what your son posted?"
"I disown him" his step father stated.
"I pray and hope he find the light" his mother stated.
The Cuck felt a sharp pain in his chest. He jerked, and after intense pain he passed out. Slowly the darkness in his mind faded to a bright green light. He realized that he was surrounded by frogs and slowly sinking as he falls farther and farther into darkness he sees it, The Black Sun. He understands now what he had done as the voice echos in his head "There are fates worse than death..." Fade to black.
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Thanks for the good article
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