Daily Joke : 2018-08-05

in dadjoke •  7 years ago 

Daddy's home!

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What do you call a dad that has fallen through the ice? A Popsicle.

Terrible? We know!

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(Joke sourced from the comedy Legends @ https://icanhazdadjoke.com/)

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      Nominated you for the #comedyopenmic, you deserve to be there.

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        You're a real legend @sanmi. I'm going to get burnt if everyone keeps toasting to me like you do!

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