Nobody will give a fuck about you in a weeks time you useless wankers, but the good news is you're a great distraction for all the mewling lefties

So @thedarkoverlord is here on Steem. Well, whoopie fucking shit. Let me be very clear about this, so I can burst your cognitive dissonance bubble once and for all....

.....NOBODY FUCKING CARES !!!!

That's right. They think they do. They are convinced that you are the next Ed Snowden or that weird closet transgender alien with the bleached hair, but I know different.

I suppose it's only fair to commend you for being in it for the money. I fully support that, of course. But honestly, what's very clear is that you are about as business savvy as that bloke who tried to sell different coloured gloves on Dragons Den, claiming they'd help drivers on holiday remember which side of the road they were on.

If you were, you'd be demanding a hundred million dollars or more, not the sort of pocket change that you're after. I mean, if you really had something that would shit the deep state up, they'd pay it. Want to know why they aren't?

Because they know that even if you had evidence of 9/11 being an inside job, everybody has known this for fucking years, and they still dutifully carry on paying their taxes like the stupid sheep they are. What are a few insurance documents and memos from a bunch of Saudi bankers going to do to change that? Answer...absolutely bloody nothing.

However, you lot, by picking a name that conjours images of Darth Vader about to slaughter baby rabbits with a rusty toothpick (when in reality you should have chosen a name like "Ugly Fat Incel Teenagers") have now made a massive target on your backs for the feds, who will happily kick your mums door in at some point, shoot your poodle, and then drag you off to some shit-lined 6 foot square cell where you will be repeatedly arse-raped by hairy armed lifers before sticking you in a room and forcing you to work for them, along with Ross Ulbricht and all the other wankers who thought they could take on the worlds biggest military.

Because the long and short of it is this. War and violence are the ULTIMATE authority. If I've got bigger guns than you (and I promise you, me and my friends have) then it doesn't matter what you do, we will painfully fuck you roughly from behind until you are begging to be given to Prince Phillip as a sex slave.

Yes, the funniest thing of all is that now you're here on Steem, the mewling sycophantic bum-lickers who all want you to be some sort of Vin Diesel-esque saviour of humanity will just continually comment on your stupid posts, and they're all simply begging for a couple of cents, which you don't have to give them.

Because if you really had something jaw-droppingly huge that would bring down the government (which you don't) then you'd all be zillionaires by now.

Instead, you're probably going to end up with your rectums lacerated. And I will be ordering the prison CCTV videos so we can all have a really good laugh at you, you dumb fucks.

I can assure you that Donald Trump, the Koch brothers, the Rothschilds, Mossad and the Saudi royal family are all as nonchalant to what you're up to as I am to those filthy beggers who sit outside Whitehall moaning on about how it's my fault they have to lick the ketchup off discarded Mcdonalds burger wrappers. I hope the stupid plebs who think you've actually got something that will alter the world do indeed pay up to release the "trove", then they will finally realise how you've had them..... In fact, if you can do that, I'd probably give you a job at the department for Business Innovation and Skills (which is responsible for destroying business, ending innovation and ensuring the only skills people have is the ability to wipe bogies on lift buttons at Holiday Inn).

So I think I speak for the whole deep state here when I say "sayonara bitches....nobody will ever remember you, and you will always be overweight, spotty virgins who've managed to fuck your lives up for basically nothing at all".

And the rest of you, fuck off back to work and stop gawping now....you've got a lot of additional tax to pay so I can give it all to my mate Jean Claude Junker.

Vote @theresa.may. Together we'll fuck the world up