"How to get a man"

in date •  7 years ago 

Everything is said to be good, but we can be realistic, it is only a pity of optimists who can not admit that the bad things are only bad and that the experience that our life gives us does not inevitably lead to a moral and spiritual shift forward , but they are just a reminder that our life often hurls a hump over the nape without warning and sits in the lip without a lubricant, just for no reason, because it can. Every action has its own response, and when this respected genius portal begins with the readership of the gigats, publishing articles of single desperate women who are not at all desperate, only looking for suitors through articles, besides transforming the discussion into a list, we are also expecting a flood of miserable articles in mainstream media about how to finally find a connected soul. And it's already here. Do you see what you did?

You do not find any bigger chuffing than you did in the chicken guides, even in the Communist election promises, and so I did not, and I decided to point out how much the article about packing guys out there is. And since the article is refreshingly short, I can divide it almost verbally.

Gym? Yes, it's like that! In every one it literally is so crowded with men who are accessible to communication.

The author immediately hit the penis at the start because finding a man who is open to communicating with an unknown woman is as hard to find a man who likes lesbian porn.

The advantage of the gym is that you do not have to go anywhere. You can find somewhere near your home.

Here it turns out that the author of the sophisticated product placement on the gym, sorry, the author of the article, did not do that much. Around eight people, including staff, walk to the typical residential ironworks, and it looks like this. If you want to get to know the men from the immediate vicinity, just walk around, like walking a dog, but that's a very complicated idea, because you will meet ten times more men and you will not be able to decide which one to pack.

Let your "look" matter. Draw the sweat pants at home, set up on a merry-go-round and lighten a line that you'll notice. But watch out! On the other hand, keep in mind that you are going to sport. So forget about makeup, prominent jewelry or gel nails.

In this section we see that women understand men's needs as owl microwaves. Is it true that we will appreciate the pretty body in the leggings rather than in the strips, but the gel nails, jewelery, makeup? These are just the things you can forget about in general, not just in the gym. There is no man who chooses women according to gel nails, jewelery and makeup. Then, on the coffee, you scream that Tom Hardy did not care about you even though you had perfectly nailed. I think I'm not shocked by a woman, but I'm getting away with her naive ideas, but trust me that no man said anything in life: "I saw nine, personification of Aphrodite, gel nails more than Helena Trójska, greatly dressed with a beautiful obsidian necklace. poetic heights, and say something about female beauty, though philosophical, but ungrateful and honest. For example, "What are you? Did you see the goats? "

Here are the sentences we call the man:

"Do not you know how to do some exercise on my feet? Any ideas come to me. "

"I'm thinking of some personal trainer. Do not you tell me somebody? "

"Could you please help me turn on this machine?"

"Do you go to this gym often? Are there others in the area?

These are icebreakers that if they were equipped with Titanic, Leo would never drown. I know that women have been struggling for a long time to approve the man, so I add my address to the constructive dimension of the article. Here is, "Hello." If you want to go to safety, try, "Hello, I swear." While women expect that when they find their dream idol, besides having a love at first glance, even on "Your eyes are as good as a well, I want to get my heat up to the edge," and they do not realize that if a man with a usual ratio of rejection vs. success of 700: 1 used ever-original quotes, somewhere in sixteen years of his life would cease to address women, for ideas would come to him. We men do not have such unreal expectations from women, so to open the mouth to open the conversation with an unknown guy.

The first step is behind you, then just keep eye contact and watch what's going on around you. After training, treat yourself to coffee or other drinks at the bar counter. This is the best place to continue the conversation. The advantage of meeting in the gym is relaxation and naturalness. Speaking to the man who trains you is far more than to reach the unknown on the street, do not you think?

At the end, we find that the author has plenty of skin and softness and the editor has a weakness for long L, but a cough on the form. Women's logic attacks again when a man asks how to turn on a machine, it is clear that you will later talk about a gym that is known for its acceptable price and taste, recommended by ten fitness owners out of ten. The phrase of relaxation and nature works by looking at the previous sentences you approached by the man, slightly oxymoronic, and according to my unpopular opinion, I feel naturally and relax in the places where we normally go and not in the new places where we go to find a new polarizer but who it's interesting. Reaching a man on the street is indeed more difficult than pushing Sizyf's rock, see the previous paragraph. Dear Single Daily Authorities, do you see what you have done? You launched the first stomach that started the avalanche of scornings by fugitives and started the summer chicken cycle of Theme How to Bite a Guy, where you will learn everything except to pack a guy. And if you did not do it by accident, you'd better find a different topic at a later time. Thank you very much.

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