My first girlfriend, a 'christian'

in david •  2 years ago 

My first girlfriend was a christian and it was all “Ohh we have to wait until marriage. For sex.”

But we were doing almost everything else already and one day, SHEEEE brings a condom into her room. So much for that. The christian, who's mum was a hardcore radical christian and her father also. I didn't need to "deceive" her, or manipulate or trick or brainwash her. SHEEEE goes to her brothers room, takes the condom out of his wallet while he's not home, while no one's home, and brings it, to me. So where's the part where I deceived her? Oh oh it was the making out right that caused the deception so we're supposed to not even kiss until we get marrie-'the fuck outta here.

Oh and she had a dream about a shark dragging her into an ocean 2 days later so OH ITS A SIGN FROM GOD IM UPSET NOW! Nothing is a sign from “god”

But the Demiurge, “god” has a connection to its hosts. That’s what someone that accepts the Holy Spirit is. A host, for that parasite god. Who feeds on their energy and he can give them ideas, or visions, or make it sound like he told them something.

But a lot of what they think he’s doing is their own thoughts. Their conscience, they think about something, they get a reaction to it in their head with another thought, and think “oh god talked to me” no, dickhead.

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