My neighbour who is also a friend is always doing nice girl and bringing me food. I decided to return the favor and take food to her. I cooked delicious sea food fried rice, grilled fish and dodo.
I had my eyes on the vodka I had seen in her fridge...
Guess what ?
I reached there, generator was on, TV was on. Toun did not answer. I kept Calling and banging the door she didn't answer.
I went to her window and shouted Toun if you don't open the door this minute !
You want my food to waste ?
Babie came to open the door half naked saying Dapo I'm knacking. I said, Your father! Did I not tell you I was bringing food ? Do you know how privileged you are that I'm cooking for you? Go and finish your knacking. I brought food and it cannot waste.
And so I stay in the parlour and opened bottle of wine and all I'm hearing is kpa kpa kpa and screaming. It must be d*ggy I thought to myself as I sip some cabernet sauvignon.
Toun, shameless womanstituite that she is came out to ask me if I want to join them. The look I gave her ehn.
Later the guy came out smiling sheepishly, Hi, I'm Gbolahan and tried to shake me. No I cannot shake you I thought. You just finished holding Toun's pssy. Stay away from me with your pssy breath.
Na so Toun balance eat my food and drag the guy enter room for second round. I have finished a bottle of red wine and started with the vodka.
What is my life ?
BROS YOUR FUCKED UP BIG TIME,WHY YOU NO JOIN THE RIDE.....MOTOR DON LEAVE YOU GO OOO LOLLLLL
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