50 Shades of Yellow | Carl's Banana Post

in deadsexybeast •  6 years ago  (edited)

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Brace yourself Steem blockchain and prepare for impact. I hope you are all adequately hydrated. If you feel symptoms of heat sickness whilst looking at this picture, an ice bath is recommended to immediately cool body temperature. I will be over with the ice bucket shortly ;)

I am writing this post on the Partiko app on my cell phone; this is a requirement if you want to fit your banana in @stellabelle's thingy. If anyone has more experience can you confirm you can only upload one image per post on Partiko? I can't seem to figure out how to fit the rest of my banana pics in my own post LOL

I welcomed the hell out of these awesome new users from the #introduceyourself tag today and I am pretty sure I didn't scare anybody away :)

@absurdistani
@bitconfused
@snow.owl
@stuart.pringle
@ruagubs

Love you all - Carl

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i love bannanas and i love soft porn. this really hit the spot

I aim to please, Monsieur Le Butt, I aim to please.

OMG, lol that picture ! i am so stealing it for one of my photo manipulations!

Yay! You may not have picked up on the subtle hints to this effect, but I am a shameless exhibitionist and a bit of an attention whore LOL So please yes do so!!!

HA!

Congratulations on killing the BANANA PROGRAM! Your entry has seriously upped the quality of this program

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This post made me giggle, thank you for that <3

mission accomplished then :)

I hope you post the other ones from this photo shoot ;)

Huggins coming your way <3

Me too!

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I can't even...

Fantastic post it is. you done well on it.
Thank you so much for share with us.
You need to creat more great post like this for us.
Best of luck my dear

Was it my fantastic yellow shorts or my come hither expression that did it for you, my dear?

I saw your happiness. Than i think that

My dear you are the full package.. no need to ask the question dear! hahahahahahaha Now, I did actually wet myself after reading your comment :')

When I was a teenager I used to say that boxer were "wack." Now that I am an adult and (let's say) need a little more support, I have seen their virtue lol.

Hahaha!

Hahaha. You actually did it. I'm disappointed the app wouldn't let you post more pictures.

Carl this post is tooooooo hot! I need to get cooled off!

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Post successful resteem

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Oh my :) Glad you liked my lil' ole banana!

The pain in the ass workaround for the multiple photos: if you upload the photos to Giphy then paste the links to them in your post they will display. Multiple photos functionality are coming soon we have been told

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The man in yellow. Pretty looking fellow!

Thaz a lotta banana

I have no idea what this bannana program thing is but I approve of this post. Fantastic work. lol.

the banana program is an evolving program of madness.....

You've outdone yourself here, Banana-Carl...
The comment section is even better!
LMFAO...

I was feeling the passion! LOL Glad you can appreciate my "work" jajajaja

thank god someone was feeling passion.

OMG AND DEAR LORD 🤔😉 this is the first time I have seen one off your posts and its a memorabele one. You say:
this is a requirement if you want to fit your banana in @stellabelle's thingy.
Ok🤔🤔🤔👍
Memorabele AGAIN and de-hydrated as I am RIGHT now its lovely to meet the husband of @dillemma and curator behind the C-⏹curstion trail its Nice to meet you through @anouk.nox

Oh man thank you for tagging me.. I am still in recovery from laughter :')

Well met!

We Will

I know, this line also had me gagging, or wondering.....hmmmm "this is a requirement if you want to fit your banana in @stellabelle's thingy."......Kind of hilarious and raunchy.

Dear @stellabelle its hilarious! My laugh at the beach today was so hard that My family asked me to go and sit somewhere else 😂😂 but he Made a great post we are All laughing about it!

Holy banana's did I actually just see you hide your banana in a banana short? Damn if I had seen this post yesterday I would have given you my 100% whalevote as I almost wet my undies looking at you sexy thang!

<3

You're such a tease with that "woulda given you a 100% whale vote" LOL Also, I am not hiding a whole lot here LOL

Yup, that sounds like me.. teasing ^ pleasing whateva.. I shoulve couldve wouldve!!!!!!

sha-ZING!!!

Carl, YOU'VE WON WEEK ONE:

See my latest post, and send me your mailing address in discord...do you use Discord?

Oh sweet Nicolas Cage in a Banana Peel! Yeah I Discord I will hit you up

Got the package! I am going to do an un-packaging video hopefully later tonight will tag you when I post it :) Also, the rest of the pictures from the "banana photoshoot" are up if you can handle the heat ;) https://steemit.com/fundraiser/@carlgnash/the-many-flavors-of-carl-2-in-1-fundraiser-post-and-probably-nsfw-open-mic-round-27-entry

OMG let me get my fan first! Damn the mail system is freaking fast! Soooo glad you got it and I can’t wait to salivate on the rest of your sexymanbeast photos.

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I really love your picture.

Wait, you can't fit the what in the what? Too funny. This really gave me the giggles.

And good on you for being such a welcoming welcomer.

(Laughing burst from mouth with tea by impact.) Caaaaaaaal! You did it! This summer is so hot because of you and I couldn't keep tea in mouth...... instead of ice bath! What a sexy beast you are!

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FAINTED!

Allow me to fan you :)

Hey I used C. Gnash for your package is that correct?

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very healthy banana

I'm so glad to see that there are people who seriously shamelessly can enjoy NATURE! Keep on doing this!