Like that old dirty bastard Alan, we're going to try and cheat and sneak around the styling limitations of our current reports.

Unlike that old dirty bastard Alan, we won't get arrested by the US Secret Service

I'm going to vomit a bunch of HTML in here and see what sticks (like that night at Alan's mom's house):

bold strong italic em ^sup _bitches

H1: The story of Alan

H2: As told by Delta Beta Alma Mater

H3: There once was a bastard named Alan

H4: The whiskey he drank by the gallon

H5: He printed fake bills, the help pay the bills

H6: Using printers and papers he'd stolen

Bastard	Blood Alcohol Level	Delta Beta Member Since
Alan	NaN	2000

while(typeof(alan) === Bastard) { alert('mbah'); }

1. Counterfeit money
2. ???
3. PROFIT!

• Drank a half gallon of whiskey by himself
• Passed out in a lake
• Good times

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So what's the end results of this? Looks like we can't use style tags or inline css -- but we can use most HTML elements for styling. Unfortunately this won't be good enough for what we are doing with @steemsmarter 😞 (but emojis are fine!!)

Please remove the following HTML elements from your post: <style>, <span> <-- BOO