A Steemit Original Experiment

in delegation •  7 years ago  (edited)

This is a delegation contest open to anyone with the ability to make a stupid comment


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I challenge anyone and everyone to play

This is a chance for any account to be reviewed for a chance at delegation

This is a chance for any user to cast a large up vote for someone besides themselves

This is a chance to buy votes for a good cause post and takes rewards from the trash

Only stupid comments will cause your account to be reviewed

I challenge anyone else with a little power to spare to also look at those who can follow the rules and give their account a review

Let's make steemit Great again and play a game while we watch the cave troll be slaughtered



Psalm 37:21

The wicked borrows and does not pay back, But the righteous is gracious and gives.

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I like coins. They are teh shape of teh earth.
now check out my beautiful photography:
https://steemit.com/photography/@winstonwolfe/meanwhile-on-the-trending-page

What a shitpost! Why is it not trending? Did you forget to buy votes?

I are poor.

Poor people don't have vote sliders.

If only I had 300K steem power to give you, but taking care of 10 other humans takes most of my money.

jajaja

  ·  7 years ago (edited)

If Albert Einstein had eaten poop, he would be like @suesa although insidious creatures like @erodedthoughts are erinaceous even jentacular monetary affairs of the state suffer snake bites giving way to erosion and heart attacks. If you upvote me with @ned holding @acidyo by the bellybutton and frying maggots to circumcise on Thanksgiving. Giving in to the stench of cupboard and moonlight juicing itself over the roof of Gandalf as Jon Snow drinks piss from wires of pure contusions as zombies commit abortions and make out in @jerrybanfield's house. @themarkymark fell.

You sir are a master.

  ·  7 years ago (edited)

🙏 at your stupid service

Wow this post is listed in trending! Congrats.
Learn how to avoid

crap posting here / https://steewit.com/etiquette/@aggroed/satirically-yours-etiquette-for-young-modern-steemers-shit-posting-101

DO NOT CLICK THIS LINK, IT IS CLICK BAIT!

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Steemit. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of scamming physics most of the post will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Ned's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these post, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Steemit truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Ned's existential catchphrase “Your voice is worth something,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Ned’s genius wit unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Steemit tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎

I hate it when everyone tries to act smart, just like the organizer of this stupid contest. For instance, who here knows what 'Delegation' is? Nobody, of course! So please don't come here and be fronting like you do! You're just as dumb as the rest of us. Tho I'm still a bit smarter!

am still pondering on what to write. don't mind me. just following the word of God.
proverb 15:28:The heart of the righteous ponders how to answer, But the mouth of the wicked pours out evil things.

I don't know where these Proverbs come from but I like them. I found mine watching the Frankenstein Chronicles Season 2.

oooops....thats strange. ..i found mine in the dream..it was really interesting

Have all your thoughts been eroded and stupidity was all you thought was left worth delegating too in this steemian world!!!

Imagine me, I had thought you better than that but I also believe in dragons so it's my own fault for having faith in humanity!

I shall not play that game! Best of luck to you kind sir!!!

You WILL play rather you wish to or not! You don't make the rules here in my contest.

LAMO, I feel like this a my house, my rules kinda contest. I'm pretty sure thats why I moved out before I was 18, never one to follow the rules all that well. But in this occasion please do accept my humblest apology.

I bend to your will on your feed Master of all thoughts!

If you had a genie....what would you wish for?

Haha on this occasion more SP! You rock BTW!!! Thank you 😁 I'm on to my story tomorrow. But may not get it finished until Thursday.

You're very welcome. Keep building and enjoying yourself. Alone we can't do much but together we can hunt even the mightiest of whales.

Omg, first time ever I got a slider bar come up on my upvote without having to use some extension. Which means I can actively steemit from my phone too... Oh no what have you done 🤣😂🤣 love It!

Unleash your inner up vote Kraken.

wow!!! or reaarry? I rove gamezzz!

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Haha, I was just looking for this to play in chat! I've missed you my friend. Glad you are home safe.

Since I really believe in this platform, I’ve decided to delegate all my steem power to @ned. Trickle down economics in action!

This beat @trumpman s pig dick.

(i want no delegation)

Is that really what I think it is?

what do you think it is ?

The future....

XD

I'm glad it wasn't a green rock

Lost my job so I took out a second mortgage to buy bitcoin at the price of $19,343 which we all know what happened from there. Pulled out of crypto to lay a one shot bet on BLACK at the roulette table and won! Should have left, but doubled my bet and lost it all. Now I am on Steemit because it looks so easy to make money here. I will make back $178,000 in no time on this platform.

Did you watch a @jerrybanfield YouTube tutorial?

One of my teammates made the joke, since being a gal of utmost modesty, I would never make a joke of this (dare I say) enriching platform of ours.

You, I like!

Teamgood is stupid and started by a stupid Womyn! Crypto is totally run by amazing geniuses who will save the world from the evil banking Cabal......
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^1988

If the moron who wrote this decides that the dumbass (ME) who replied wins the delegation, it will be used very wisely instead of being dolled out to pay for play circle jerkers and the trending cesspool who use ghost writers and are paid by crews to smile on tippie toes by a pineapple to drain the rewards.....

Stupid Womyn?

Just play the game......

aren't I?

3 times ago.

that is twice more than I recall

But at least 4 more times than was needed. We will have to keep disagreeing on our disagreement of The Basics of Aggrandization. That is the real problem or solution don't you agree?

Aggrandize all the things

This post is a perfect 5/7

Not fair, you deal with stupid replies all day.

Did you get the reference?

Only if I break Rule #1

I really wanted to make a stupid comment, so I went into the closet and dragged out a blonde wig and put it on. Now I can’t remember how I got here, or why. I must have et some bad sushi.

Etting things is bad.

Ill pretend I didnt saw this post.

Turtle Soup is my favorite, I should have told Bernie that.

This isn't wasn't supposed to be a stupid comment... But this was.

So fucking confused.

Mission complete.
lmfao

We should peel grapes over bottled water one day.

lol

Well do tell me, why does a100% vote only takes 2% of the voting power? Why 20% is recharged in 24 hours? When we undelegate, it takes 7 days to return the Steem Power but then why for that 7 days does that SP not stay with the person, who has the SP for those 7 days & why not to the person it used to be with?
Well I had to be stupid so why not stupid questions

What is faster, speed or sound??

Depends on the price of light?

It smells pretty quick

  ·  7 years ago (edited)

I like your posts and think you're very creative. I want to be like you. Upvote me?

I upvote me, you upvote you me back?

That is one of the best 'shity comments' I ever got on my wall. Or just yesterday I got this one

your drawing companion is nice interesting and interested. please vote yes

To which I responded

I have been voting yes all my life zahril... But I think it's gonna have to be a No this time as I don't like spam on my sandwiches :-)

LOL awesome response

It's really stupid to think that being stupid will reward you for that, @erodedthoughts.

Yada yada yada!!! Piu piu piu ..stupid is you and you is stupid.. Blah pah fa! Lunaticisity might be madness..
Comment is what's not stupid maybe stupid though

So...what is the contest all about? Pop the bubbles? But how? My brain can't even brain? Also delegate what @erodedthoughts?

😉

I was hoping someone still had yard darts to throw up.

Stupid is as stupid does...

Run.

I just noticed this comment above. I didnt see it when I posted. Guess I am the stupid one around here.

Yeah, good one @nicnas

When I was born they told my mother that I had neuronal indebtedness, which would not be lucid, but I would come to light once in a while. And I put all the soap for oily skin and I'm fat and cellulite What do I do? Note: Stupid comments cause pain to Santa Claus.


Fuente

Alright, I admit, you got me on this one.

Incredible content! I swear posts like these are the reason that I joined steemit. Please keep writing about such important and interesting topics like you do in this post, and I will be happy to keep on following you. Where do you come up with such great content to keep writing about and to keep your followers happy? Just know that I am one very happy follower with content like this being produced 😎

lol, you don't need any delegation. You have more than I do but if you did this was a golden response that would of, could of won some.

This is actually a greater challenge than one might think! We spend so much of our lives trying to sound smart that when instructed to say something stupid, we're stumped. Meanwhile, all that time we're trying to sound smart, well....

Anyway, here goes, because I have been yearning to be able to upvote someone and give more than a penny....

My stupid comment is, I could be smarter if only I realized how little I know.

No, that's probably not good. That's likely true. I think the hidden requirement in this exercise is to say something untrue, because if it's true it isn't stupid. Yet how to think up something we don't believe?

Maybe: Dogs are the worst companions.

That's a really stupid thing to say.

Sometimes simplicity is the best.

Okay then: Dogs are the worst companions.

lol, said every cat person in the world.

😀

You speak truly! I've sat here for ten minutes trying to think of something stupid, but nothing sounds stupid enough. I don't know if my failure is a product of being actually stupid, or being too smart, or just not being adept at finding the stupid switch, but since I hit that switch all the time by accident, you'd think I'd know where it is by now. :p

We have all had pointless, stupid comments made on our post that signal the responder has not read the post.
This game is to simply allow people to make those stupid one liners as fun and get their accounts looked at by those with extra SP to give. Nothing special required to win, no rep levels, no follows required not even an upvote is needed.

Oh, I know, but if anything is worth doing, it's worth doing well. ;) It was a fun idea, thanks @erodedthoughts!

This is going to take a lot of reviewing of accounts. I expected like 20 replies. This is sort of nuts, only lucky thing is many are just resteem accounts without original content to read. I'm having fun reviewing yours. Nice camera work.

Hey, thank you! :)

This sounds like a case of "be careful what you wish for." ;)

It was so hot at our last family gathering that my aunt thought she was metal pausing.

ahah!

good post, i upvote and follow you, please follow me and upvote too
is it enough stupid comment ? :)

That's just a bad comment.

There is Nothing to Realize. You have it.

  ·  7 years ago (edited)

i f**king hate people disturbing me in my sleep..... Especially with crappy post

Thanks for waking me though

I can't understand ** type. What are you trying to spell?

fank, feck, fink, firk, fisk, flak, folk, fork,
fuck, or funk?

Did I miss any?

lol... I think "fecking"

I thought flaking, I'd rather make the bad word list than the bot reply list, lol.

Keep up the good work.

hahaha... It was a tough choice, I also was considering that, fanking, and firking too! You do a good job bad word list for sure! ;)

Have a great weekend!!!

Thanks for your support, buddy! @growingpower just upvoted your comment ;)

Here's a newbie nickel for doing such a great job!!! ;)

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Have you heard of our lord and savior Samuel Shenton? He founded the greatest organization known to man, the Flat Earth Society! Come, brother, join us and lets spread the gospel to the non believers!

(I just felt like typing some dumb shit. No need to consider me for any delegation, there are plenty of people who need it far more than me.)

You take that back right now.

A stupid comment inspired by the steemit google translate crew who make me laugh all the time:

A wizened man says: Tree falls in the forceps, does it make a nose!!????!?

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I'm only pretending to be retarded.

Damn fine job, quit your day job.

Delegate me and I delegate you back
Nice photographs!!!!!

Did anyone else feel like they just needed to duck?

This is a great post by the way. Everyone should check it out.

https://steemit.com/steemit/@walden/analysis-of-the-dineroconopcion-abuse-network

steemit is Wonderful and I wonderfully fell into it but now am looking for a way out. Please am looking for the door can someone help me please

Anyone can show you the door if you give them your keys......

hahaha, you can give me your key and I will show you the way you failed to know.

make america great again...(at the expense of everyone else)

That is a very stupid comment, I will up vote when power rebuilds.

Unless you were serious and confused.........

i was only confused every time i heard some orange man in a red hat say it over and over again. i don't remember his name but he had the tiniest hands id ever seen.

I think he works for Fish & Wildlife, he keeps talking about draining swamps.

this is starting to get too smart for this stupid post

If you want out, make 4 rights and I'll meet you there.

Mehn! And you really think I will waste a minute of my life coming up and type a stupid comment for this kind of post just for few hundreds of delegated steem power? I can't deal...

I am @adoore-eu, well i have nothing stupid to say because it is even stupid of me to tink that i can get a stupid delegation from a stupid contest, organised by a well meaning steemian asking me to get stupid just to make stupid money from this gesture of his. Just give me the delegation, am sure that wouldnt be the most stupid thing you would have done in recent times.Hey! Will be it still be stupid to give you a follow?

dont describe you

Do you know me?

The stupidity of a man is directly proportional to his intelligence. His experience in stupidity makes him a stupid person. And now this challenge of stupidity has brought together all the stupid people to show their level of stupidity. Stupidity is a hobby afterall. Reading through the comments got me to concluding that.
Here is my own stupid comment outta so many stupid comments from all over the world and I’m more stupid for trying to make sense in a world of stupidity when the rule says stupid comments only. Well enough of this stupidity for me cause I’m being more stupid for realizing how stupid I am to drop a stupid comment when I’m trying to appear smart and still post this stupid comment.

Steemit is the future of the Universe. Multiverses are God's cryptocurrencies. Cryptos are God's attempt to confirm his own existence. He's not very sure of his own creation so he upvotes himself a lot. We should flag him.

I saw his kid once and he told me to go to http://jesuscoin.network/

Jesus is trying to ruin his father's crypto. He ruining himself.

If this is a game it is quite lame,
Coz you never understand the name,
Where mental ineptitude is the craft,
Though many it isn't close to any art.

Do you need a retarded worm to look like bubba gump,
And give his chocolate quote,
Or a Pinky who is absent of the Brain,
To take over the world, I am up to task,
but to fill and spam our contest flask,
Did I win and may I ask?


Source

I would like to say something stupid! What is a stupid comment? jajaja

I did not understand!! :O

this is so stupid that I even read some intelligent answer haha

Experiments are fun.

I agree

May I ask why you haven't powered up yet? You'd be half way to a slider if you powered up your wallet excess. Just looking for your stance, nothing else.

waiting for the right moment ... at this time it would not make much difference

Just shows the dedication to the platform.

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Herbalife! LOL

Does that mean troll is not coming out of cave?

P.S. what do you delegate?

The troll requires many ten full power strikes a day to damage it amour. That is a battle that may take many weeks.
P.S. I delegate Steem Power.
What do you delegate?

Opera Snapshot_2018-02-27_052452_www.google.rs.png Amur says: Non shall pass!

I delegate alcohol, couch and not so fresh breath to everyone!

You'd need alcohol to trick anyone to come to that ICEBOX!

  ·  7 years ago (edited)

Follow for follow, upvote for upvote, dickpic for dickpic. Send me 1000 SBD, i will make you rich by ignoring you.

You saw the joke inside the joke, well done. Your skills are amazing.

Best post. I love your work long time.
@penderis

Long Time.

lol!

Stupidty is a gift stored away in your brain, clever people don't have space for that, they just call it, common sense.

I once wrote a post about a pet bag of garbage. He's no longer with us, but his memory lives on.

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I have been telling u that jonah swallow the fish and you are sayingthe fish swallow jonah....well i knew the was a swallow finish

The whales swallowed us all.

That would have been better than dolfins....lol

How to Write a Stupid Comment for Dummies:
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I just did

We are going to work on making you "the" popular kid

trash is delegation simple meme steem post satoshi decentralized i kiss fat goats

In steemit earning is very hard

Not as hard as winning lottery.

Yes,i agree with you;

  ·  7 years ago Reveal Comment

Great post! so cool! Please follow me and upvote me! Nice Arts and photos too. Very interesting stuffs! You're so talented!

Ugh... That even feels to stupid to pass for stupid... I made an artpiece about something I think is really really stupid though...

Sow 13.jpg

Just the image would have been better.

ugh... Now I really feel stupid :(

Stupid comment from @itwithsm :P

Thanks for sharing. Upvote, follow, resteem.

I am a newbie can somebody tell me where you reply in order to make a comment?

Ofcourse I have the ability to make a stupid comment. I feel challenged I am playing yaaay !

Friends I have a doubt if I make love while I'm pregnant, does the baby I have in my belly run the risk of getting pregnant too? I would like you to help me with that answer because I think I have a baby some day, well even though I still do not know who because so much that it cost me to make friends and now the psychiatrist comes to tell me they are imaginary.

Here are some stupid jokes:

- Once there was a dog called bread they left it outside and it got hard.

- There was once a chick that raised one leg, raised the other and fell.

-This was a chick that breathed by the feet, got into a puddle and drowned.

-Mama, mama cheat the lord of the bus, son and how? I paid him and he did not mount me.

I want someone to help me get the blue prince, I am old enough to get married and have children, among the requirements the man must be handsome, wealthy and preferably orphaned. I would appreciate the help you can give me.

@erodedthoughts Help me plis

For years I have wanted science to dedicate itself to look for the vaccine of fidelity, would it be that there open some scientist to tell me if this formula is about to be patented?

I want to get married, but I am selfish and I do not like to share. Help!!!

thank you for sharing

Arggggg now I have to comment on another post, such hard work🙄I rather just take over the world😒

I really started to feel the feels as I tried to think of the right words to say, that was the moment I really real eyesd how super stupid this contest is

good day sir

My mother told me not to play with fire and fire ran out of friends.

can you tell me how i get paid more on my resteems . I do it a bunch but only get a little bit of money sometimes but not that much. also can we make more bitcoins if we mine them here?

So, as I was saying before the mosquito interrupted, there's Buhari and there's Trump. Somehow the price of fish has increased. I'm thinking it has to do with the ozone layer which keeps overflowing, even though orange is now the new black and purple is going extinct.
My name is Joy and I like yams.

Hi Joy, did you know yams are illegal in the United States and every can that says yams is just sweet potatoes?

I was one of the first to see this post yesterday but i wasnt able to give a reply until now as it took me a long time to figure out where the reply button is.

我祈禱你不是中國人,所以這個答复很有趣,因為你必須翻譯它。 我幾乎和驢子一樣愛我

I dont know what any of these characters mean, but they look cool enough that im gonna use these as a wallpaper on my phone. Assuming i can find the settings for that.

LOL. It says.

I pray you are not Chinese, so the answer is very interesting because you have to translate it. I love me almost like a donkey

Today i ate healthy food that my mom prepared and I just post it HERE but no one bother to like my post yet with a simple and helpful content hehe

  • I was thinking of a stupid comment i will write here so i just want to share my post :P

this is a great initiative though @erodedthoughts :)

Sharing your post in another person's post is stupid comment gold.

I wouldn't do that outside of this contest if you want to make it on steemit.

Welcome and be happy mom still makes you food.

haha that is correct the reason why i came up on this idea lol , thank you man :))

Steel community is just to empower bloggers making us a lazy earner

Only clever people say he is stupid, a fool is not always smart because he is destined to learn from his ignorance. when that fool could be clever when he stood in the midst of a clever man who felt smarter than a fool.

Wanting to be the stupidest, is the stupidest thing I can do...

Your work and you picture is amazing.

Lol

my stupid comment is just grupa grup and shrupa shrup .

Watching dumb and dumber what more do I need to say

I woke up this morning and this is what I saw, this is terrific, horrific and so tragic, I hate the way I love stupid comments.

I'm rich BITCH!

Not sure if that sentence needed a comma or not. hmm.

Until now, I thought I'm the most stupid but my stupidness is now shy to showcase its stupidity. Now I don't know how much stupid my stupidity is in the midst of the stupidity gems. How sad

2+2=5

Only if 4 is an orgy.

Actually looking for my phone with my phone's flash light.

I was about to post something really stupid here but then my doorbell just rang an when I opened the door, there was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get arrested yet
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said "Fresh" and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought, "Nah, forget it."
– "Yo, home to Bel-Air."

Will is that you?


cheers.

This is the way to clean up steemit @erodedthoughts!!! I like to live by the 'what goes around comes around' theory and i'm hoping this community is what i think it is!! I have been here for over a year now and the trending pages are honestly exactly the same as they were a year ago... whales voting their friends and little attention being tossed out randomly to the newcomers... not alot has changed except thousands of people joining our site every week... so with any luck we will have some whales... ( hehehehhmmm @ned) that will step in and maybe give a crap about whats going on down here in steem(.it) land and give the community a voice!!!!!

Or at least a little pocket change to those trying to make a difference.

Congratulations @erodedthoughts!
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Wat is degelati sir thoughts plezvshow how to make monies on sTEMIT

Good post bruder I want too degalition

You're like 13. Shouldn't you be in bed or getting ready for school?

Sorry sir I do not understand your language do yu like two give delegating too me
I ensuer yu I’ll beh deligious with yur delegates . Please sir help meh understand ur sir pleas.
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May GOD bless you today to screw you tomorrow or screw you today to bless you tomorrow :D

Well if everyone who farts and whose fart smells bad wants delegation in steemit. Then I am that category steemian who would poop in his pant just to get a decent delegation in his account.

But I hate it when someone fart especially when it is from their ass.

Well if you understood what it meant, that's great cause I don't know if I ever had writeen something lame like this.

Guess what? Guess what? Guess what? Guess what? Guess what? Guess what? Guess what? Guess what?

I just polluted the air!!! 😶

I gassed before you did.. \m/

You put a proverb when nobody knows where it comes from, the stupidest thing is to see how many fools comment in this post and maybe I'm the most stupid because I'm using a translator because I can not speak English xD

I do not understand english but can speak and write in english.

  ·  7 years ago (edited)

A stupid comment right? Ok!!! According to #psalm-37-21, I say to @erodedthoughts, ain't you righteous? so borrow me some delegation, knowing I'm wicked.

Lolz. Got you right? Lolz

Isn't it lulz?

Uhm guys @eunireal1 need your audience on this one
Well here is my stupid comment
can your baby get pregnant if you have sex while pregnant?🤔🙄
I so want my first daughter to be a girl as well😀😀

Why not delegate all your steems to me first!

Dear sister, I just finished washing the baby, where should I dry him? The clothesline is full.

Stomme opmerking

The greatest stupidity is when i get that stupid delegation that will make my steem power to be stupidily stupid

Just be stupid enough to send the stupid delegation to my stupid account.

You cannot realise how stupid you are until you act stupid then you being to notice how stupid you have been in your stupidity.