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Wichtige Witze Warten - Einritt kostenlos

Hallo zusammen heute habe ich wieder drei Witze für Euch, mal aus der Kategorie: Beamte. Viel Spaß und wie immer ich freue mich auf Eure Kommentare :)


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1.) "Ach Du grüne Neune", entfährt es dem Beamten, als er den neuen, gerade schlafenden, Kollegen sieht:
"Der hat sich aber schnell bei uns eingearbeitet."

2.) Der Beamte zu seinem Chef: "Entschuldigen Sie, aber ich glaube mein Kollege ist krank!"
"Wie kommen Sie denn darauf?"
"Er schläft in letzter Zeit so unruhig!"

3.) Auf dem Boden liegt ein 500 Euro Schein. Am Tisch sitzen der Weihnachtsmann, der Osterhase, ein schneller und ein langsamer Beamte. Wer bekommt den Geldschein ? Der langsame Beamte, denn den Weihnachsmann, den Osterhasen und den schnellen Beamten gibt es nicht.

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      ·  8 years ago 

    Ich habe auch einen für Dich: "Bei uns am Finanzamt hängt ein Schild: "Geöffnet- wir bitten um Verständnis!" Muahaha

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      ·  8 years ago 

    Wirklich nicht schlecht - hahah :DD upvoted :D der letzte gefällt mir besonders gut

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      ·  8 years ago 

    Super, das freut mich :)

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      ·  8 years ago 

    Der dritte war der beste!

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      ·  8 years ago 

    Find ich auch :)

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      ·  8 years ago 

    Btc is my gold now!

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        ·  8 years ago 

      What do you mean ? is it supposed to be a joke ? Don't understand how it refers to my post ?

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          ·  8 years ago 

        Whats up @witze I just followed you. Hope you will stay with me & follow me..

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            ·  8 years ago 

          Sie haben ein sehr interessantes Blog folgen! Viel Glück!

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