Cats love to sleep in the sunshine
Cats love to sleep in the shade
But my cat sleeps in the middle of my bed
on the blankets when the bed's not made.
Cat hair on the bedspread,
Cat hair on the chair.
Cat hair in the casserole,
Cat hair EVERYWHERE
Cat hair on my best coat,
Even on the mouse!
You live and eat and breathe cat hair,
When cats live in your house.
Dame Trot and her cat
Sat down for to chat;
The Dame sat on this side,
And Puss sat on that.
Puss, says the Dame,
Can you catch a rat
Or a mouse in the dark?
Purr! says the cat.
