I,m a dirty googler lol

in dirtygoogler •  8 years ago 

Here's how you play: write your name and the phrase all in quotes into Google (ie."cat needs") and copy and paste the first legible quote back into your note.

Q. Enter "[your name] needs" into Google.

Mel Needs a home .. Please Help Mel. Photos By Kimellis. October 11, 2008. Click to view images full size. Mel is a wonderful lap cat. ....

Mmmmm!!!!

Q. Enter "[your name] looks like" into Google.

Mel looks like shit with that blonde hair. It makes her look as if she overdosed on ... Damn Mel B. daughter looks like a little boy, that’s a damn shame. ...

Huh!!! Thanks google!!

Q. Enter "[your name] says" into Google.

Mel (33) has been married to the film producer for over a year and she says that she is sure she will never have eyes for another man. ...

Lmao

Q. Enter "[your name] wants" into Google.

Mel wants to help anyone out there tighten and tone their body, and she had this to say;. “For anyone with jubbily bits, I’m going to tighten you up, ...

Oooook!!!!!!

Q. Enter "[your name] is doing" into Google.

Mel was doing a nice thing by reaching out to Britt. The suggestion he needs publicity is stupid. The meds the idiot claims she is taking is ...

??!! Dont know what to say to that!

Q. Enter "[your name] hates" into Google.

Mel Hates Florida Voters. When asked about Bill Nelson's proposal to fix the election process, here's what Mel had to say: ...

WTF!!!!!!!!!!

Q. Enter "[your name] asks" into Google.

Mel asks you to 'Go on believe her when she tells you nothing's wrong': Good As You: Gay and Lesbian Activism With a Sense of Humor.

Errmmmm................

Q. Enter "[your name] eats" into Google.

Everything Mel eats is organic and she has flax seed oil, and salmon at least three times a week to help burn stomach fat," he says. ...

Really??!!

Q. Enter "[your name] loves" into Google.

Mel Loves Hannah Montana. ...

Whhhhhaaaaatttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q. Enter "[your name] has taken" into Google.

MEL HAS BREAST IMPLANTS TAKEN OUT IN HEALTH FEAR; Scary's secret ...

looks down to check my breasts out......Still there, Phew.

Q. Enter "[your name] works" into Google.

Mel''s works include landscapes, portraits, abstracts and life drawing. If you are looking to commission a painting, Mel would be happy to give a quote. ...

Kool ;-)x

Q. Enter "[your name] was arrested for" into Google.

Mel Arrested for DWI and says anti-semitic/sexist remarks ...

Wonder what it was I said :P
Go on... Give Yourself a good Googling.

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