Oatmeal isn't returning to chat-level-28 until Oatmeal World hits 5000 members, Oatmeal will continue ignoring his 139 DMs until that happens, please copy and paste and screenshot and ping everybody in General Chat spamming this message everywhere every single five seconds while also archiving Oatmeal Content on all the websites and while doing a bunch of other things too; Oatmeal promises to promote people to god if they're able to constantly bring in thousands of new people to the server each day for many many days consecutively; Oatmeal promises to return to the General Chat if enough of his demands are met (or at least try to meet them to get promoted, just try your best and we might notice you); remember that the challenges is also attempting to discover potential partners who may want to become owners of the Oatmeal World; I'll keep my eyes open for potential Heirs of the Oatmeal (see my blogs for more information); everybody else is free to do whatever within reason I guess; this is Oatmeal Joey Arnold, goodbye everybody forever.

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Next girl to kiss me will be girl number three.

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Pole beans. Raspberries. Videos: RV video, your thoughts on Bitcoin Mining? RV video, Oatmeal World will be oatmealess until 5000 members. Watched: Glow 304-308, Alex Jones, Timcast

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