MOST AMAZING AND HILARIOUS STATEMENT FROM A KID(my entry into the 200 word count contest organized by @phunke)

Two years ago when my nephew (priston) and his mom (my cousin), came visiting Nigeria from the United States. It was an awesome experience with the cute little boy of age four(4),though, for the first few days of interacting with him, I must confess that it was hard comprehending the oyibo(American English) he talked with but trust me nah, as a sharp Igbo boy and all thanks to American movies I watch(lolz😂😂), I was able to adapt in no distant time and was giving him my own grammar as an educated adult.

Children about his age bracket as we all know, can get so inquisitive for Africa, coupled with the fact that he was in a new environment. This made us have ceaseless episodes of "question and answer" conversations. One of them and the most hilarious, went as thus;

PRISTON: how big is God?

ME:he is so big

PRISTON:wow!!... bigger than our house?

ME:yes dear, even bigger than the whole world

PRISTON: and we always pray for HIM to come to the house, if he comes, he will just scatter the house.

I laughed and laughed and my siblings thought I had gone crazy

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