Gritty, the Philadelphia Flyers’ new mascot, will destroy us all.

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Since the dawning of the Age of Man, the Sevenfold Door has stood as a monument to our species’ brief moment in the sun and a memorial to all those who gave their lives and souls during its construction. As long as we honored the memories of those whose blood forged the Great Seal, our tiny planet flourished, safe from the whims of the gods and monsters who rule the outer darkness. But we are a degenerate people, with none of the courage or wisdom of our ancestors, and our foolhardy leaders have failed to make the sacrifices necessary to renew the sacred magicks and dread enchantments. Today, I say unto you: Humanity will finally pay the price for its arrogance and foolishness!


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That's utterly horrific. I love it.

Hahahha! That is a good one for sure. I haven't heard mascot news forever so at least they are making waves.

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Funny talisman. As for me, he is very sweet and funny.

Hi Mr. Wombat...Just stopped by to say hello after being 'sprung' from HF20 lockup. Hope you're doing okay during this fiasco.