I was hoping that the pee pee tape was going to make its debut at the World Cup. Imagine the award ceremony, the national anthem of the victorious team is about to play. The crowd goes silent. Suddenly the screens are filled with Trump receiving a glorious golden shower from a Russian hooker.
Cameras pan to Putin, with both arms raised exclaiming, "Are you not entertained? Is this not why you are here?"
Everyone stands to applaud.