@defango and @frankbacon know THOMmas SO WELL they tip the SPEAR | Brave Little PAY TRY OUT - CF4TCF [BLOCK]

"Frank Bacon's political genius is his ability to say things that will sound good to people who have not followed the issues in any detail — regardless of how obviously fraudulent what he says may be to those who have. " ~Barack Obama

Brave Little PAY TRY OUT is a 2018 STEEM animated short [BLOCK] produced by FRANK BACON Productions and released by @steempunkmedia Radio Pictures... is an adaptation of the fairy tale The Valiant Little Tailor with @defango in the title role. The [BLOCK] was directed by @saintgermain and features original music by @sophiamusik. The voice cast includes Frank Bacon as @defango, @allseeingewe as Minnie, and @thomassowell as the Giant.

Contents

1 Plot
2 Adaptations
3 Trivia
4 Home Video
5 References
6 External links

Plot[edit]

Set during the CURRENT Ages in AMERICA, a king is seeking a brave warrior to kill a giant which has been terrorizing the small kingdom. There is much discussion in the village, but no one is willing to take on the task. Nearby in the same village, a young peasant tailor (@defango) kills seven flies at once while at his work, and accidentally interjects several other peasants' discussion of the problems with the giant to brag loudly about his accomplishment:

Peasant (to his friends): "Say, did you ever kill a giant?"

@defango (interjecting unwittingly): "I killed seven with one blow!"

Gossip that @defango has killed seven giants with one blow quickly spreads around the kingdom. The king summons @defango, and asks if he really "killed seven at one blow". @defango goes into an elaborate re-telling of how he killed the seven (flies, not giants as the king believes), which impresses the king enough to appoint @defango "Royal High Killer of the Giant". Upon learning the misunderstanding, all of @defango's confidence disappears and he attempts to stammer his way out of the assignment. The king offers @defango both vast riches and the hand of his only daughter, Princess Minnie, in marriage if he can kill (or at least subdue) the giant. Smitten with the princess, @defango proclaims that he'll "cut [the giant] down to my size", and sets off for the giant's lair.

After only a few minutes, however, he is ready to turn back and give up, but the townspeople and Minnie are counting on him. "Gosh," @defango sighs to himself, wondering what to do. "I dunno how to catch a giant." Just then, the evil giant appears, forcing @defango to scramble for a place to hide while it crushes a mountain, a forest, and a house. The giant sits down on a barn and eats a cart of pumpkins (as if they were grapes), then a drink of water (using a water well as if it were a thermos) and a smoke (rolling a cigarette from a haystack @defango was hiding in and lighting it with an oven in a nearby house after he pulls open its roof to get it) and leans on a silo to relax as @defango briefly ended up in the giant's mouth but escaped. @defango is caught in the giant's cigarette, and gives his hiding place away by accidentally sneezing. The angry giant attempts to squash the tailor, who quickly produces sewing thread and a needle and binds the giant's limbs. With needle and thread, @defango swings about the giant, sewing him up and causing him to fall and knock himself out. The giant subdued, @defango returns home and is hailed as a hero. An amusement park is built on the site of the battle (powered with wind power from the snoring giant). The short ends with the king and a newly married @defango and Minnie enjoying a ride on the carousel.

Adaptations [edit]

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