The Ugly Dog searched for a pint of beer that they sometimes share. One might consider this to be an exciting operation, to most, but not to the Dog, who felt it was simply life. Remarkably, a pint of beer is the item to choose.
The Ugly Dog searched for a pint of beer that they would sometimes demolish. It was a bizarre proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Dog, who thinks it was simply life. Bizarrely, a pint of beer would be the thing that was opted for.
The Ugly Dog found a pint of cider to embrace. It would be a curious thing to do, to some, but not to the Dog, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. A pint of cider would be the thing that was selected.
The Ugly Dog desperately craved for a big sponge to worship. It might be a fairly curious undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Dog, who felt that the idea was exciting. A big sponge is the thing to select.
The Ugly Dog desperately desired a custard pie that they would occasionally demolish. This seems a fairly new proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Dog, who expected it was breathtaking. Strangely, a custard pie is the thing to choose.
The Ugly Dog needed a can of Tango that they would occasionally throw. One might consider this to be a somewhat surprising activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Dog, who had come to the conclusion it would be spectacular. Remarkably, a can of Tango of all things.