When There is Foggo, Doggos do Joggos: SDT (Squirrel Defense Training)

in dog •  7 years ago 

Frens, today let me do you an inform about the importance of getting out in all sorts of heckin' inclement weather for a train and an exercise.

You see, frens, if there's one thing this Very Good Boy knows, it's that heckin' squirrels never rest. They're extra good at doing a trick, so to make sure that your skills are up to the task of doing a high speed chase and doing the best borks, you will need to do a preparedness at all times. It is a good idea to do a practice whenever possible, in all types of environments. No pupper ever did a regret of time spent training for the speediest zoomies and the biggest snipper snapsts, rain or shine. Foggy days are no heckin' exception!

Let me do you a walk through one of my misty agility sessions, so you can do a see of how it's done.

1️⃣ First of all, make sure you do an extra heckin' cute look with water droplets on your whiskers. No one will do a stand in the way of a handsome doggo on a mission, definitely; this is a key point. 💯

  • Pro Tip: Do a calibrate of your licker 👅

Doing a preparedness is better when you have a partner who can do a keep you on your toes.

2️⃣ For this exercise, I have done an enlist of my best doggo bud, Sadie. She is super heckin' fast in a straight line! (Almost as fast as me, but I am a Very Good Fast Boy.) I am doing her a teach of how to be extra maneuverable; she is doing me a teach on how to be a Very Good Wrestler. Where I came from before, the hoomans did not let us do wrestle or play at all! I will admit, it did take me a while to do an understand how fun doing a sproing and an boing and a play snipper snapst could be. Lady makes sure to always do a try to time our walks for when I can do a train with Sadie. We are fast doing a become of the best squirrel defense force in the whole world, just FYI. See?

Best if you do a practice of all the skills to keep you on your claws: slams and doinks and growls and driffffttttuuuuuuuuuuuu around as heckin' fast as you can! 🚗

 

  • Also Pro Tip: Do a calibrate of your delorea-rs while your team does a calibrate of their lickers

Always make sure you do a ready for all possible scenarios, frens! The squirrels will never stop doing a nefarious plot.

P.S. My sister is doing a learn how to use different muscles with the new brace you all helped with. She's starting to do things like a sturdy stand for longer. I will continue to do a report.

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yo Murph, lookit dat tilt chu got wif da run! tha's pro! have you ever done a consider about snowsurf atackin? sure an you can do an evade on da quirrel should he try to do an attack. ima do a mcgyver plan on da tree base perimeter so as yer sister don't do a worry as far as ambush. keep up the good boy training!!!

do you mean do zoomies in the snow? If so, then yes, I'm a Very Good Snowsurfer, fren! Also, doing a bonk of the tree trunk: heckin' brilliant! The squirrels will do a plop right out!

Thanks for helping all the doggos and cattos Murphydog!

Blue lady, you always do me such a kind word and upboops. I will always do you a defend from the squirrel hordes, I heckin' promise!

Go Murphy go! Beautiful blue eyes full of energy :)
Good luck to your sister, rooting for her.

Do you a thank, shadow fren. She is doing already a much better in some ways, but I also know that she has done a glorious life since she chose lady hooman. I do a hope that we get lots more time together.

HAHAHAH Look at silly doggo ears! Make woofer look like stoopid birdo.

Making me chuckz so hard I gonna drop mynutz.

oops

Maybe if you stop doing a drop of your nutz, your snarky squishball, you would not do an accuse on the doggos!

bork bork bork

Move along here, fren. Your appearance based insults won't do a change that I will always do a hear of you coming!

Wow nice 🐕 photography.
Thanks for sharing
@murphydog

thanks, fren! But truthfully, it is hard to do a bad picture of me: I am a Very Handsome Boy.

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Heckin' thank, fren! I did a recruit. I will try to also do a PAL patrol to do a protect from squirrel dangers. They will not do a steal of upvotes like they do of birdo foods - not on this Very Good Boy's watch!

Those look like some of the goodest doggos around.

Thanks, fren; I am indeed a Very Good Boy. I made a promise to do a teach here on Steemit, to all the other doggos, but also to help hoomans who want to try to do a good like doggos too. If you do a stay, I bet I could do you a teach too. (You are already a heckin' nice hooman, though)

I love that little mlem tongue.

fully calibrated and how, fren!

mlerms

See? Doing a very good form.

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