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The Stupid Dog always carried a lava lamp that they would often throw. It would have been a fairly surprising action, to my mum, but not to the Dog, who feels that the idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp would be the item that was selected.

The Stupid Dog found a block of cheese that they sometimes sit and look at. One might consider this to be a fairly astonishing suggestion, to me, but not to the Dog, who thought that it was in fact, stunning. Strangely, a block of cheese was the thing that was opted for.

The Stupid Dog looked for a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes sleep with. It should be a fairly extraordinary activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Dog, who felt that this idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper would be the thing that was chosen.

The Stupid Dog always kept a cucumber that they sometimes put on his head. It would have been a somewhat surprising proposal, to many, but not to the Dog, who assumed that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber was the item that was chosen.

The Stupid Dog always carried a pen that they would often insert somewhere. It was considered to be a weird and wonderful thought, to my children, but not to the Dog, who considered that this idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a pen is the thing to select.

The Stupid Dog carried a chocolate bar that they sometimes share. It should have been a fairly astonishing thing to do, to you, but not to the Dog, who thought that this idea is amazing. Strangely, a chocolate bar being the thing opted for.

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