I think ~ Drop in the Ocean: Deduction

"I think, therefore I deduce."
_{No clue.}

I don't know who said the above but I just wrote it so I am going to say it was a clever 12-year-old in the mid-1800s. Kiddo had to deduce who might be carrying their coin a bit too accessible for a small hand and a bump.

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Bad Honky

Almost everyone that has a job these days, knows what deduction means. It is the amount the Government takes from you and buy sexual favours from pimp priests with. It is the amount we pay for the right to earn. It is a reason to earn.

_{Hopefully that whole a picture is worth a thousand words rings true.}

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What do you mean you are not pregnant?

Not Sherlock: "I declare this a lie. Officer arrest this man."

   Officer: "But Sir, a man can not be pregnant, he is not lying."

Not Sherlock: "Ok, then arrest this woman."

   Officer: "I can not do that Sir, this is not a woman."

Liar: "Did you just assume my gender?"

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_{Disclaimer: Image used to only fill space and apart from the penis and bomb belly is unrelated. The suspect depicted in the image met their own end long before the making of this post. Also purely by coincidence, the suspect happened to not be stopped by security due to out of date airport protocols in dealing with, well just dealing with.}

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All the time

I think that we deduce things all the time, whether we call it assumptions just depends on how accurate the information we used was and the obvious factor of the person accusing you of assuming being a piece of shit. Especially if you are right and did deduce that they are a piece of shit and told them.

I deduce this every day at work, so apart from that obvious one I have categories such as want photos from the cellphone, which we know 90% of the time before they walk into the shop due to them staring at their false life reminder before coming in. Those are the boring things deducing what people want to buy.

Is friendly and makes a joke in a loud voice = Complainer.
Pretty, smiles and says what they want without asking = 90% needy, selfish.
Has a friend with and mentions parents = Spoilt.
Uses please, thank you more than once and sometimes even just once before starting a backstory explanation = Leech.

Ok maybe that has nothing to do with logical deduction but the more you deal with them the more these everyday things fall into place, you are able to assign the traits easier and free up mental capacity for other things like deducing wtf someone wants. So yeah maybe it starts with assumption and like perception and perspective, they work together until you get to a concrete resolve.

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So go ahead assume your deduction is correct until you deduce that your assumption is incorrect.

_{Nosense Maketh.}