Today Boris Johnson is writing for the Mail on Sunday. Some vacuous nonsense about how drugs blight lives - but not his, obviously.
I'm going to share this Sky News story. Drugs blight lives, but not theirs. They were rich you see, so they are entitled to their wayward years and misadventures.
It's different for the rich.
Like how the Mail can have spent two weeks rabidly anti-Boris but TODAY are telling us that the wallpaper REALLY DOESN'T MATTER as much as they said it did yesterday, because Boris is writing for them today. TODAY.
Sorry, spellchecker malfunction. I meant to type TOADY.
Here's the thing about every rich person I ever met. THEY. DON'T. GIVE. A. SHIT.
(It's their superpower. It's not the money - it's that. Guaranteed no shit giving, for a refreshingly hypocrisy free photo op).
Yup. Drugs blight lives. So do Tories.
And this country better kick THAT fucking habit on May 6th.