Chuck Norris

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Ahoy peeps!

this is a song i wrote nearly 10 years ago for/with a band i used to be in, I have basically re created it over the last few weeks trying to stay true to how it originally sounded.
the lyrics are pretty much just Chuck Norris jokes that me and my old band mates thought were funny as hell.

any ways.....thanks for listening and enjoy!

Lyrics -

Dropped in the dragons lair
The enemy surrounds him
He has no fear, there’s no turning back
Nothing to lose his eyes turn red
And so it begins.

Death is no stranger to him
He plies through the roughest terrain
He once counted to infinity twice oh yeah and he can taste lies
He’ll never have a heart attack coz his heart would not dare attack him
Every time he prays to god an angel grows a beard

Get amongst it, get involved, yeah amongst it, get involved
When he crosses the road the cars look both ways
When he crosses the road they say......

Beat a fish holding his breath underwater then he won a staring contest with the sun!
Jesus Christ he walked in water we’ll check he can swim on the land
The only one to draw a four sided triangle the only one to win connect four... in his first three moves.

You don’t find him.. he finds you.

Without shedding a bead of sweat
Focused and calm
A killer instinct lurks inside
A thirst for blood
It’s already begun
He’s found you
...... your already dead!

When the boogie man goes to sleep he checks his closet for Chuck Norris
Evolution is a lie it’s only what Chuck has allowed to live
The reason the desert is so dry is coz Chuck got thirsty
Killing time is obsolete in fact he’s already killed it

Get amongst it, get involved, yeah amongst it, get involved
When he crosses the road the cars look both ways
When he crosses the road they say Chuck Norris!

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