Now a day, getting a job is very difficult task. Luckily if you get chance to get interviewed, they will ask the questions like they have been living only to hurt you. There is always a problem of whether lower education but mostly lower experience. If no one will employ you how can you get this bullshit experience?
I am going to write three jokes which will explain how people have been hopeless now from getting any jobs. First two will not seem like jokes but they will show the poverty of unemployment.
Joke 1:
If any recruiting agency needs astronaut, they will require a person who has visited moon two times minimum. Besides this, he should also have an experience of living on mars for one year.
Joke 2:
Agency needed the person for their accounts work but asking question irrelevant so the person gets knows about NO to this job at the very same time and leaves interviewer hopelessly.
Joke 3:
A person gone for an interview. There was a lot of space in his CV.
Interviewer: Why is there no experience but a lot of space in your CV? Where have you been in these years?
Job Seeker: I have been in jail for these years for killing the last interviewer who said “WE’LL CALL YOU SOON”
Interviewer get shocked, stood up and said
“WELCOME…!!! YOU ARE HIRED”
Absolutely amazing! :O :O :O
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Hahha funny and sad at the same time :)
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Fun, but sadly also true, well done!
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Really Unemployment is very important part of every county
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