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最近朋友圈傳了一張照片,上面是一位幼兒園老師寫的文字,我把它照著寫下來如下:
作為一個幼稚園老師
我是多麽羨慕大學老師
如果我的課
也有人睡覺就好了
想當然爾,這是寫來讓人會心一笑的。我看到時也笑了,真的還蠻好笑的喔!腦中的畫面就是幼兒園裡,充滿精力充沛的三五歲小童們,追來追去,整間教室鬧哄哄,然後老師們疲於奔命,大聲吼也壓不住....
另一個畫面則是:大學校園裡,講台上是老態龍鍾的教授,戴著老花眼鏡,念著厚厚的課本,偶而轉身寫著黑板,滿滿寫了一整片,下面卻是睡倒一整片,醒的學生,都在滑手機....
笑完之後,我竟然反而感到一絲絲的悲哀,因為這不只是好笑,似乎也是個蠻真實,而殘酷的現實寫照啊!
殘酷在哪裡呢?
在幼兒園與大學之間,孩子們失去了對世界無窮的探索興趣。
為什麼呢?20歲上下的大學生們,肯定還不到人生體力下滑的階段,甚是可以說還處在體力無處發洩的時候,他們只是在課堂上失去了興趣與熱情。
以台灣為例,大學在十多年前大幅擴增,近來已經嘗到苦果,人人對於大學生平均素質下降搖頭嘆息,人人都唸大學,並不會讓整體社會提升素質,只是讓更多人學會如何「裝成」一個大學生:學校得裝因為要賺錢,老師得裝因為學生是客戶,學生得裝因為父母花了錢,父母搞不清楚以為學歷就是一張紙....
社會可不裝,產業可不裝,大學畢業生不行,我就把你當高中畢業生用!
學生的內心可不裝,教授上課超無聊,我就是睡覺,反正最後學校會想辦法給我文憑的。
如果有哪間大學,它的學生們,跟幼兒園學生一樣,眼神裡充滿熱情,恨不得把教授的腦袋給扒開來般的熱切想要學習,那麼,它就成功了吧!
下課鐘響了,我的夢也醒了。我走到學校旁邊的電動玩具店等老貓他們來,約好了今晚要打一整晚的,我開始在腦中研究起攻略來...
一個大學三年就修滿學分的人表示,現在的學校教育真的水到XXXXXX
此處省去1000字罵街可以,很多技能都要靠自己去發現問題、思考解決方法、付諸行動的。講個比較搞笑的部分,我是英文系的,但我的同學竟然來大學四級(一個很初級的英文能力test)都麼有過,竟然還給她畢業了!
最神奇的是⋯這個人畢業後還去了新東方教英文⋯誤人子弟啊
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我英语A级都没过,我女友英语专业的,她的全英语论文还是我写的。
说实话,写完我自己都看不懂。
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我不服別人,就服鱼叔!
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wow :)
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我一直不相信学校教育(虽然自己学了很多年)。我一直在想如果以后有小孩,有条件的话一定要对小孩进行homeschooling。可惜在大部分国家这个都太不流行了,这样又很难找到志同道合的玩伴…… 越想越对这个世界失望……
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Joy是個有想法的人!別擔心,世界就要有大變化了,學習是人的基本權利,也將該回到個人與家庭自主的。
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希望如此!有兴趣的话肯定会自学的,不然怎么强求也没办法。
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從物理學來講,因爲小孩子的個子小,比表面積大,需要通過大量運動來散熱,所以表現出來就是喜歡運動;
從生物學上講,基因要求生物必須在幼年儘快學習生存本領,必須保持足夠的好奇。
成年人剛好相反。
所以,不是我的錯。
——一個在大學里睡過四年課堂的成年人留
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你沒有錯,是你教授的錯,是學校的錯;但是你看來物理學生物學課堂沒睡啊!LOL~~~~~
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哈哈,大鹏哥哥好顽皮
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满认同你的看法!
现在的社会如果没有那张关键的文凭很多的工作都受到一定的阻碍!
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被可愛的貓吸引進來了
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我成功了^^
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完全同意!
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Wait, you use Google translate or you read Chinese? I guess the former...
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樓下的是什麼東西...
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楼下太厉害
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Wait, you use Google
Translate or you read Chinese?
I guess the former...
- deanliu
I'm a bot. I detect haiku.
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Wow,貓貓超有愛呢,超可愛😍😍
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嘻嘻,不是我拍的。
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又一個比隻貓引左入黎@@
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哈哈,還以為是 @deanliu 你的貓呢,超正啊
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大学生如果像小孩一样积极性爆棚,那么这个国家就发达了
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可惜国家不喜欢他们积极,他们需要的是工作机器...
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