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His Stupid Elf craved for a stretchman that they liked to throw. It is considered to be a somewhat surprising undertaking, to my children, but not to the Elf, who feels it was awesome. Strangely, a stretchman being the item selected.

His Stupid Elf desired a hat that they would sometimes put on his head. It would be a somewhat surprising undertaking, to most, but not to the Elf, who considered it was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a hat was the item that was selected.

His Stupid Elf carried a sword that they would occasionally hug. This might appear to be a fairly curious idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who feels that this idea was miraculous. Strangely, a sword is the item that was chosen.

His Stupid Elf desperately searched for a rubber chicken that they sometimes put on his head. This might appear to be a fairly original action, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who thinks it would be wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was selected.

His Stupid Elf needed a pen to rub on his belly. One might say this is a fairly curious exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elf, who assumed that this idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a pen was the item that was opted for.

His Stupid Elf often carried a can of Tango to throw. This could be considered a different idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who assumed it was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango is the item to choose.

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