The Hungry ElfsteemCreated with Sketch.

in elf •  25 days ago 

The Hungry Elf had a toilet brush that they would sometimes share. This is certainly a fairly new thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who had decided it was simply life. Who would have imagined, a toilet brush of all things.

The Hungry Elf craved for a bottle of beer that they would occasionally hug. One might find this to be a fairly different undertaking, to most, but not to the Elf, who feels that this idea is epic. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer is the item to select.

The Hungry Elf always had with them a hat to rub on his belly. This seems to be a somewhat surprising thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who had decided that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a hat was the item that was opted for.

The Hungry Elf searched for a pint of cider that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a new exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who expected that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider is the thing to opt for.

The Hungry Elf desperately searched for a helmet that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It should be a new thought, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who considered that it was in fact, wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a helmet is the item to choose.

The Hungry Elf always kept a set of lego that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It was a different idea, to most, but not to the Elf, who thinks that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a set of lego is the item that was chosen.

Authors get paid when people like you upvote their post.
If you enjoyed what you read here, create your account today and start earning FREE STEEM!