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in elf •  3 days ago 

Boring Elf found a bag of poop that they would occasionally play with. This seems to be an extraordinary idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who feels it was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a bag of poop would be the item chosen.

Boring Elf desperately looked for a stretchman to embrace. This is certainly a funny exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who assumed that the idea was epic. Bizarrely, a stretchman being the chosen item.

Boring Elf looked for a can of coke that they liked to eat. It was a fairly strange thought, to me, but not to the Elf, who considered that the idea was magnificent. A can of coke is the thing to opt for.

Boring Elf always carried a mug that they would often demolish. It might be an astonishing operation, to many, but not to the Elf, who expected that this idea is awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a mug would be the item chosen.

Boring Elf had a pencil sharpener that they would throw. It should have been an exciting suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who thought it would be spectacular. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener is the thing that was chosen.

Boring Elf desperately craved for a bag of poop that they would often sit and look at. It was a surprising suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who considered that the idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a bag of poop is the item to choose.

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